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Your Daily Muslim #577: Jamilah Nasheed

Your Daily Muslim #577: Jamilah Nasheed

Jamilah Nasheed’s story is actually pretty inspirational, which makes me sad that she truly belongs on here. She fell in with the wrong crowd during her teenage years and ended up joining a gang. As a result, she ended up stabbing someone and serving time behind bars. Despite her past, Nasheed has managed to rise […]

Your Daily Muslim #571: Farah Mohamed Shirdon

Your Daily Muslim #571: Farah Mohamed Shirdon

Many Muslim youth are emigrating from the west to Syria and Iraq to join terror groups like IS (formerly ISIS.) One such troubled oung man was Calgary resident Farah Mohamed Shirdon, a Muslim of Somali background. Instead of cutting one’s wrists or hanging oneself like a normal person attempting suicide, Muslims fly across the world […]

Your Daily Muslim #563: Hinda Osman Dhirane

Your Daily Muslim #563: Hinda Osman Dhirane

Most married middle-aged women like watching TV, raising their children, and eternally boring ladies’ nights where they discuss how mundane their lives are with equally mundane individuals. However, this isn’t the case for middle-aged Muslimahs like Seattle-area mother-of-six Hinda Osman Dhirane. The 44-year-old ninja-costumed woman allegedly spent her days leading a global terror-funding network from […]

Your Daily Muslim #518: Sardar Khan

Your Daily Muslim #518: Sardar Khan

When a 15-year-old girl walked into a candy shop in Stretford, UK, she didn’t expect the experience would be less than sweet. However, she didn’t know that the employee, Sardar Khan, who had always been friendly to her on previous visits, would suddenly turn monstrous. Khan offered to take the girl into the store’s back […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ibrahim Hewitt

Your Daily Muslim: Ibrahim Hewitt

“Islam recognizes the leadership of men over women, but it does not recognize the domination of one over the other… If a woman is unable to satisfy the sexual or other needs of her husband he may consider taking another wife, rather than the common Western practice of secretly taking a mistress.” UK Muslim Ibrahim […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hassanal Bolkiah

Your Daily Muslim: Hassanal Bolkiah

Brunei’s sultan, the polygamist Hassanal Bolkiah, is one of the wealthiest men on the planet. However, he’s really a fragile little flower deep down. It’s understandable why Bolkiah would have a damaged ego, though – his first name is “ass anal” with an H tacked on the front. Due to the relentless mockery to which […]

Your Daily Muslim: Shazad Iqbal

Your Daily Muslim: Shazad Iqbal

Whenever an artist creates anything offensive about Christians, they normally just whine a bit and move on. Muslims, however, are a bit less tolerant of artistic expression. Such is the case of Bradford, UK Muslim (no surprise there) Shazad Iqbal. Despite having “IQ” in his last name, Iqbal’s IQ is not a defining trait, as he believes […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nawal Msaad

Your Daily Muslim: Nawal Msaad

UK Muslimah Nawal Msaad’s panties were in a bunch. Why? Because of the tightly-packed €20,000 believed to be for Syrian mujahideen hidden therein. Funneling money should be easy thanks to PayPal, Bitcoin, etc. Then again, what mujahideen lack in intelligence they make up for in brazenness. I have no idea how Msaad thought she wouldn’t […]

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Jason Abdo

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Jason Abdo

Naser Jason Abdo was born in the US in 1990 to a Palestinian (presumably Muslim) father and a Christian mother. He was raised in a non-religious environment and got to learn about both his parents’ faiths, though he didn’t express devotion of his own until sometime after he turned 17, when he chose the wrong […]