Here are the Islamic terms and other miscellany frequently seen on YDM that you may not be familiar with yet. Information and knowledge about Islam is important – read up!
Adhan – Call to prayer
Aisha – Child bride of Muhammad, pigs be upon him. Muhammad married her when she was 6 and penetrated her at age 9
Akhira – Afterlife
al Qaeda – Large terror group that claimed responsibility for the 9/11 attacks, the 1998 Embassy attack, and more
al-Shabaab – Somalia-based terror group linked to al Qaeda
Allahu Akbar – “Allah is the greatest”
Astaghfirullah – Expression asking forgiveness from Allah
Awrah – Private area; any skin on the body not meant to be shown to someone aside from one’s spouse
Bismillah – “In the name of Allah”
“Blow” – Song by Ke$ha known for its chorus, “This place about to blow,” repeated ad infinitum. This song has become the theme song of Islam
Boko Haram – Nigeria-based terror group that has pledged loyalty to the Islamic State (ISIL/ISIS) terror group. Often abducts children and massacres civilians
Burqa – Giant bedsheet/garment with a screen so the wearer has some semblance of vision
Da’ee – Islamic evangelist, one who gives dawah
Dajjal – Islam’s version of the Antichrist
Dawah – Islamic evangelism
Deen – Religious faith, expressed devotion through adherence to religious teachings
Dhimmi – A non-Muslim who submits to Islamic rule
Dua – Prayer, worship
Dunya – This world
Fajr – The early morning prayer, the first of the five daily prayers
Fard – Obligatory, religious duty
Fatwa – Islamic religious edict
Fiqh – Study of Islamic law/jurisprudence
Hadith – Collection of the teachings, deeds, and sayings of Muhammad, pigs be upon him
Hafiz – Someone who has memorized the Qur’an
Hajj – Pilgrimage to Mecca every Muslim is expected to make in his or her lifetime
Halal – Permissible in Islam
Hamas – Terror group based in Palestine that routinely shoots rockets at Israelis
Haram – Forbidden in Islam
Haya – Modesty
Hezbollah (Hizb’Allah) – Terror group based in Lebanon that has repeatedly attacked Israel
Hijab – Islamic headbag
Hizb-ut-Tahrir – International Islamist organization seeking to unite all Muslim countries into one nation under Islamic law
Hudud – Punishments under Islamic law including stoning, hanging, amputation, and beheading
Imaan – Faith
Inshallah – Allah willing
Islamic State (ISIL/ISIS) – Terror group based in Syria attempting to usher in a new age governed by Islamic law
Jahannam – Islamic hell
Jahiliyya – Pre-Islamic ignorance, state of disbelief due to ignorance
Jannat al-Firdaus – The highest level of Islamic heaven
Jihad – Concept of struggle in Islam, often used to justify acts of aggression
Jinn – An invisible spirit known for eating excrement that can allegedly possess people. Whoever made these up must have been high out of their mind
Jizya – Safety tax paid by non-Muslims living in Islamic nations
Kafir (pl. kuffar) – Infidel
Khilafah – Islamic state
Kunya – Assumed name, often taken by jihadists
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Mahram – A relative. Women are not permitted to walk in public unaccompanied by a mahram
Masjid – Mosque
Mujahid (f. Mujahidah, pl. Mujahideen) – Someone who is waging jihad
Munafiq – A hypocrite, one who professes Islam but is secretly an infidel
Muslim Jackpot – Bogus lawsuits filed by Muslims regarding alleged religious discrimination due to their inability to follow basic company policy
Nejis – Ritually unclean, e.g. dogs, pigs
Nikah mut’ah – Temporary marriage practiced by Shia Muslims to have extramarital sex without it violating their religious beliefs
Niqab – Islamic ninja costume only acceptable for public wear on Halloween
Qiyamah – Day of judgment
Qur’an – Core Islamic holy text
Ramadan – Islamic holy month during which violence always seems to escalate
Sahaba – Companions of Muhammad, pigs be upon him
Salat – Prayers
Sayyid – A blood descendant of Muhammad, pigs be upon him
Shahada – Islamic declaration of faith
Shahid – Martyr. Often used to refer to those who have blown themselves up
Sharia – Islamic legal system, best known for cruel & unusual punishment
Shirk – Unforgivable sin of treating a created object as divine
Subhanallah – “Glory be to Allah”
Taqwa – God-consciousness, basing your actions as though Allah were watching
Tawheed – Concept of monotheism in Islam
Ummah – Islamic spiritual body
Wudu – Islamic ritual washing
Zina – Fornication, punishable under sharia by death for the married and lashing for the unmarried
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