Tag Archive | Burqa

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud (Part 2) (DAILY DOUBLE)

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud (Part 2) (DAILY DOUBLE)

Saudi cleric Abdullah Daoud, as we learned in part one, is a kinky mofo. He issued a fatwa saying that female babies should wear the burqa (full face veil) so they don’t invite rape. Now, he’s issued another fatwa about another one of his fetishes: young boys. (Yes, he’s Muslim, not Catholic) “It is forbidden […]

Your Daily Muslim: Kausar Sacranie

Your Daily Muslim: Kausar Sacranie

Fashion ranges from the mundane to the hideously bizarre. In terms of swimwear, the “burkini” designed by UK Muslim Kausar Sacranie most definitely falls under “hideously bizarre.” Basically, a burkini is a full-body wetsuit that leaves only the feet, hands, and face exposed. Unlike regular wetsuits, however, it’s loose-fitting, so fatasses can attempt to hide […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ramli Mansur

Your Daily Muslim: Ramli Mansur

What happens when you’re short, fat, and Muslim? You get creepy. REAL creepy. Ramli Mansur serves as proof of this. The head of Indonesia’s North Aceh Regency, he has managed to attain some level of local political prominence. Using his authority, he has helped instate and continue sharia police programs in the region and, instead […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nazira Akhtar

Your Daily Muslim: Nazira Akhtar

Nazira Akhtar is the third woman with that last name I’ve written about on here, and like the other two, she’s on here because she caused bodily harm to one of her family members. Having just bought a new ninja costume (like what most Muslim women wear) and desperate to practice her ninjutsu skills, Akhtar […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Beheshti

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Beheshti

Iranian Islamic cleric Ali Beheshti was enjoying a stroll when something horrific caught his eye: a woman whose head wasn’t entirely covered. Seeing this injustice against his beloved invisible supernatural entity, Beheshti confronted the woman and told her to properly cover herself. However, the woman wasn’t having any of it and decided to spit in […]

Your Daily Muslim: Carnita Matthews

Your Daily Muslim: Carnita Matthews

Carnita (not to be confused with carnitas, a kind of pork) Matthews is a prime example of Islamists using their religion as a defense when caught engaging in crime. Not only did she drive (many rigid Islamists forbid women from driving, e.g. Saudi Arabia), she got pulled over, which is arguably inevitable seeing as she […]