Tag Archive | child rape

Your Daily Muslim: Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf

Your Daily Muslim: Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf

Catholics now have some competition over groups of unsuspecting little boys. Indonesian cleric Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf’s molestation spree rivals that of any bishop or cardinal. In 2011, twelve young boys stepped forward to accuse Ass-egaf of molesting them. Whether or not he is guilty should be obvious (see above picture.) All Ass-egaf was doing […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammed Kassamali

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammed Kassamali

UK Imam Mohammed Kassamali is a true bro. Even after he’s gotten everything he wants to for himself, he’s a nice dude who lends a helping hand to all his buddies – especially when his buddies want to marry little girls. Kassamali has no objection to this because the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Fahmi Alias

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Fahmi Alias

Muhammad Fahmi Alias is a Malay pedophile who has no skill at being one. Lacking the requisite creepy mustache, bag of candy, and suspicious van, he instead decided to befriend a 12-year-old girl, Nuur Fazira Saad, and try to charm his way into her pants. He is 19. Alias met ninja-costume-clad Nuur around the neighborhood, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nayereh Akhavan

Your Daily Muslim: Nayereh Akhavan

Nayereh Akhavan is a member of Iran’s parliament. If that doesn’t tell you she’s a crazed religious fanatic who uses an ancient book instead of common sense to make decisions, then her rulings will. A member of the Judicial Council, she mainly discusses cases involving crime and punishment. In Iran, that normally means crime and […]