Tag Archive | cleric
Your Daily Muslim: Safwat Hegazy
“Dispatch those sons of apes and pigs [Jews] to the hell fire on the wings of Qassam rockets.” Egyptian Islamic cleric Safwat Hegazy’s mind is a wasteland of superstitions, propaganda, and violence. A noted TV preacher, Hegazy’s basically the go-to guy if you want to hear something absolutely blow-your-mind crazy. Best known for his televised […]
Your Daily Muslim: Shaker Elsayed
Imam Shaker (not to be confused with Shakira) Elsayed of the Dar al-Hijrah mosque in Virginia is basically taunting the west to see how much bile he can spew before someone does something about it. It’s time we infidels said “enough.” Elsayed recently gave a speech to his congregation telling them that world leaders have […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah
Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah, also known as Abu Islam, is the latest in a long line of Islamic clerics who want to be douchier than Mr. “legitimate-rape” himself, Todd Akin. Abdullah is a sheikh who resides in Egypt, and he is known for giving televised speeches and sermons. In one such recent speech, he claimed that […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Kamal
“We say to [those who call Muhammad a child molester]: Shut up. May Allah silence you, cut off your tongue, and destroy the very foundations of your being, for you are leveling accusations against the master of humanity, the beloved of God, the Messenger of the Lord of the Worlds.” As you may or may […]
Your Daily Muslim: Yasser al-Habib
What wears glasses, is stuck in the seventh century, and is gayer than the child of Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres? If you guessed UK-based Kuwaiti cleric Yasser al-Habib, you’d be correct. al-Habib is a Shia Islamic cleric whose speeches are viewed as particularly arousing by some members of his congregation. When not getting his […]
Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem
“What good is a man without jealousy? In Islam, such a person is called Dayyooth. What good is a woman who is not bashful or shy? This is known as the rajilah among women, [she] who acts and behaves like men. Both are in hell as indicated by the prophet Muhammad [pigs be upon him]. […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi
Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi is a Jordanian militant cleric with some very disturbing and geographically-inaccurate views. He claims that Palestine stretches “from the river to the sea” when in reality, it’s argued to be a small region of Israel. A radical Salafist, al-Tahawi has mentored al Qaeda leaders like Abu Muhammad al-Maqdisi and Abu Mus’ab al-Zarqawi. […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad al-Suhayli
Tunisian Islamic cleric Ahmad al-Suhayli is yet another crazy Muslim who hates Jews. He claims that Allah transformed Jews into apes for rebelling against divine authority. He also stated “In modern times, this accursed gang gathered once again in Palestine, by means of deception and trickery.” Jews don’t do “gangs,” unless you count Wall Street […]
Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri
Egyptian Islamic cleric Yousuf al-Badri is a prime example of what happens when a Muslim becomes senile. Resembling Santa Claus after a disastrous makeover, al-Badri has preached against all sorts of things ranging from Israel to lingerie. You know what they say, he who doth protest… I bet there’s some real kinky shit in al-Badri’s […]
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