Tag Archive | Egypt

Your Daily Muslim: Tareq al-Zumar

Your Daily Muslim: Tareq al-Zumar

Tareq al-Zumar is a leader of Egypt’s Islamic Jihad organization. Needless to say, he is thoroughly off his rocker. In one interview, he attempted to portray the west as worse than al Qaeda, defended giving women and non-Muslims a lesser status, and called for sharia amputations as punishment. Islamic Jihad is a hard-line Islamist group […]

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem

“What good is a man without jealousy? In Islam, such a person is called Dayyooth. What good is a woman who is not bashful or shy? This is known as the rajilah among women, [she] who acts and behaves like men. Both are in hell as indicated by the prophet Muhammad [pigs be upon him]. […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yassir Barhami

Your Daily Muslim: Yassir Barhami

Yassir Barhami is a crazy old pedophile cleric who helped draft Egypt’s new constitution. He said, “it is permissible for the girl at the age of 9 or 10 to marry,” while discussing his Salafist Islamic views. He used the Qur’an to back up his assertion, adding that girls should begin having children when they […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Shuman

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Shuman

“Jews are a cancer in the body of planet Earth; getting rid of them is a must.” Hitler fanboy Hazem Shuman is an Egyptian Islamic cleric who kinda looks like an Amish caveman. His stringent Islamic beliefs are almost as antiquated as his appearance. Hoping to rally support for Egyptian action against Israel, Shuman stated, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri

Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri

Egyptian Islamic cleric Yousuf al-Badri is a prime example of what happens when a Muslim becomes senile. Resembling Santa Claus after a disastrous makeover, al-Badri has preached against all sorts of things ranging from Israel to lingerie. You know what they say, he who doth protest… I bet there’s some real kinky shit in al-Badri’s […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel Hamid al-Atras

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel Hamid al-Atras

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abdel Hamid al-Atras, aka Fatwa Factory Inc., has issued some of the most asinine and ridiculous fatwas to date. Here are a few of his gems: Facebook is forbidden. After reading that 1 in 5 divorces in Egypt was caused by infidelity with someone met through the scandalous sex site Facebook, al-Atras […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yusuf al-Qaradawi

Your Daily Muslim: Yusuf al-Qaradawi

Yusuf al-Qaradawi, also known as the Islamic Todd Akin, is a super old Egyptian Islamic cleric. al-Qaradawi is best known as an author of several books on how to forsake all of life’s pleasures to please an invisible supernatural being. He also hosts a program on al-Jazeera that discusses Sharia law and its applications. He […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mostafa Kamel Mostafa

Your Daily Muslim: Mostafa Kamel Mostafa

Egyptian-born Mostafa Kamel-humper Mostafa, also known as Abu Hamza al-Masri, has pleaded not guilty on terrorism charges after being extradited to the US. Other than the fact that he is a Muslim, there are multiple reasons why no one should believe him: 1) Taqiyya, the Islamic doctrine that lying is fine if done for the […]