Tag Archive | Egypt

Your Daily Muslim: Rasmi Ajlan

Your Daily Muslim: Rasmi Ajlan

Egyptian cleric Rasmi Ajlan is one of the most brilliant Islamic scientists of the modern era. His research into prenatal factors as determinants of a child’s intelligence is truly groundbreaking. His findings: the more times a woman is “fertilized” during pregnancy, the more intelligent her offspring will be. Of course, Ajlan followed strict Islamic protocols […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

We’ve all seen crazy conspiracy-theorist types on shows like Ancient Aliens. Egyptian lawyer/politician Hazem Salah Abu Ismail is basically a Muslim version of those people. Quite possibly on hallucinogens, his level of delusion has gotten to the point of seeing things that are not there. Ismail claims that PEPSI is an acronym for “Pay Every […]

Your Daily Muslim: Tareq al-Zumar

Your Daily Muslim: Tareq al-Zumar

Tareq al-Zumar is a leader of Egypt’s Islamic Jihad organization. Needless to say, he is thoroughly off his rocker. In one interview, he attempted to portray the west as worse than al Qaeda, defended giving women and non-Muslims a lesser status, and called for sharia amputations as punishment. Islamic Jihad is a hard-line Islamist group […]

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem

“What good is a man without jealousy? In Islam, such a person is called Dayyooth. What good is a woman who is not bashful or shy? This is known as the rajilah among women, [she] who acts and behaves like men. Both are in hell as indicated by the prophet Muhammad [pigs be upon him]. […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yassir Barhami

Your Daily Muslim: Yassir Barhami

Yassir Barhami is a crazy old pedophile cleric who helped draft Egypt’s new constitution. He said, “it is permissible for the girl at the age of 9 or 10 to marry,” while discussing his Salafist Islamic views. He used the Qur’an to back up his assertion, adding that girls should begin having children when they […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Shuman

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Shuman

“Jews are a cancer in the body of planet Earth; getting rid of them is a must.” Hitler fanboy Hazem Shuman is an Egyptian Islamic cleric who kinda looks like an Amish caveman. His stringent Islamic beliefs are almost as antiquated as his appearance. Hoping to rally support for Egyptian action against Israel, Shuman stated, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography […]