Tag Archive | fat

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid

Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nazreen Nawaz

Your Daily Muslim: Nazreen Nawaz

UK Muslim Dr. Nazreen Nawaz is the person behind the Women in the West for Khilafah movement and is a member of Hizb-ut-Tahrir, an Islamic movement with similar goals. The Khilafah, or caliphate, is the global Islamic state. In other words, Nawaz openly supports Islam’s conquest of the world. She’s also horribly sexist against her […]

Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin

Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin

Fat ginger kids are often bullied at school. Few deserve it. UK Muslim Jamaal Uddin, real name Jordan Horner, is one of those few. After being turned down by even the girls on the short bus, Uddin realized his life needed to change. Realizing he would never find a woman to love him, he found […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Fatima (emphasis on the “fat”) Barijiyah is a typical Palestinian mother, well, plus a few pounds but still nowhere near Elfi Yaghi in that regard. When not engorging herself, she raises her children and, like a lot of Palestinians, praises jihad. She claims she even taught her children to wage jihad against Israel through her […]

Your Daily Muslim: Elfi Yaghi

Your Daily Muslim: Elfi Yaghi

Despite being the size of ~3.8 women, German Elfi Yaghi still managed to find a way to serve her crazy god Allah after her stint as a sumo wrestler came to an end. 538-lb. Yaghi has popped fourteen children out of her cavernous uterus. Since she is Muslim, it is impossible to discern whether the […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography […]