Tag Archive | gaza

Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja

Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja

Fatass Palestinian Muslim Waal “Whale” al-Araja is a perfect example of the peace and love taught by Islam. Believed by Israeli intelligence officials to be the leader of a terror cell in Palestine, al-Araja took matters into his own hands and threw a stone at a car driven by an Israeli man. The man’s son […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Raed

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Raed

We all know that Muslims love porn. The Qur’an is full of it, including scenes featuring small children. Pakistan, an Islamic nation, leads the world in porn searches per capita. Egyptian Muslim Muhammad Raed, however, has a penis so small he is almost physically incapable of masturbating. Out of a severe case of penis envy, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad (Part 2)

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad (Part 2)

For part 1, click here. Fatty Hammy is back at it again, so I figured the monstrous hog should get another post. As Interior Minister of Gaza, he has spoken openly in praise of jihadi terrorists, calling them “martyrs” and saying things like “we [Palestinians] desire death like you [Israelis] desire life.” Hammy recently held […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Most 20-year-old female college students occupy their time with studying, drinking, and wanna-be activism. Palestinian Ahlam Tamimi, however, had much more morbid hobbies. Bored and unable to drink or get laid to pass the time, she began to draw up a terror plot, which she called a “martyrdom operation.” She and her associate, Izz al-Din […]

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Umm Osama is the wife of Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya, and has equally messed-up views. Clad in a pillowcase and a bedsheet with matching gloves, Osama was interviewed regarding her views on the woman’s role in society. Her answer: to instill the values of jihad in young Palestinians. “Women in Palestine play a great role […]

Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi

Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi

Normally when a woman has children, she tries to look after them, right? Not in the case of 22-year-old Palestinian Reem Riyashi. In 2004, with a son of 3 and a daughter of 18 months, Riyashi felt she needed to abandon her family to (you guessed it) wage jihad against Israel. Riyashi recorded a video […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Fatima (emphasis on the “fat”) Barijiyah is a typical Palestinian mother, well, plus a few pounds but still nowhere near Elfi Yaghi in that regard. When not engorging herself, she raises her children and, like a lot of Palestinians, praises jihad. She claims she even taught her children to wage jihad against Israel through her […]