Tag Archive | gaza
Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja
Fatass Palestinian Muslim Waal “Whale” al-Araja is a perfect example of the peace and love taught by Islam. Believed by Israeli intelligence officials to be the leader of a terror cell in Palestine, al-Araja took matters into his own hands and threw a stone at a car driven by an Israeli man. The man’s son […]
Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Raed
We all know that Muslims love porn. The Qur’an is full of it, including scenes featuring small children. Pakistan, an Islamic nation, leads the world in porn searches per capita. Egyptian Muslim Muhammad Raed, however, has a penis so small he is almost physically incapable of masturbating. Out of a severe case of penis envy, […]
Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad (Part 2)
For part 1, click here. Fatty Hammy is back at it again, so I figured the monstrous hog should get another post. As Interior Minister of Gaza, he has spoken openly in praise of jihadi terrorists, calling them “martyrs” and saying things like “we [Palestinians] desire death like you [Israelis] desire life.” Hammy recently held […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi
Most 20-year-old female college students occupy their time with studying, drinking, and wanna-be activism. Palestinian Ahlam Tamimi, however, had much more morbid hobbies. Bored and unable to drink or get laid to pass the time, she began to draw up a terror plot, which she called a “martyrdom operation.” She and her associate, Izz al-Din […]
Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama
Umm Osama is the wife of Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya, and has equally messed-up views. Clad in a pillowcase and a bedsheet with matching gloves, Osama was interviewed regarding her views on the woman’s role in society. Her answer: to instill the values of jihad in young Palestinians. “Women in Palestine play a great role […]
Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi
Normally when a woman has children, she tries to look after them, right? Not in the case of 22-year-old Palestinian Reem Riyashi. In 2004, with a son of 3 and a daughter of 18 months, Riyashi felt she needed to abandon her family to (you guessed it) wage jihad against Israel. Riyashi recorded a video […]
Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah
Fatima (emphasis on the “fat”) Barijiyah is a typical Palestinian mother, well, plus a few pounds but still nowhere near Elfi Yaghi in that regard. When not engorging herself, she raises her children and, like a lot of Palestinians, praises jihad. She claims she even taught her children to wage jihad against Israel through her […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi
Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi is a Jordanian militant cleric with some very disturbing and geographically-inaccurate views. He claims that Palestine stretches “from the river to the sea” when in reality, it’s argued to be a small region of Israel. A radical Salafist, al-Tahawi has mentored al Qaeda leaders like Abu Muhammad al-Maqdisi and Abu Mus’ab al-Zarqawi. […]
Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad
Fatty Hammy is a spokespig for Islamic militant group Hamas. He has spoken in favor of the destruction of Israel several times, and has preached the virtues of martyrdom. Perhaps he should practice what he preaches… alone. Hammy’s most famous quote: “For the Palestinian people, death has become an industry, at which women excel, and […]
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