Tag Archive | islamic

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid
Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it […]

Your Daily Muslim: Alla Said
Egyptian cleric Alla (not to be confused with Allah) Said is paranoid and suffers from extreme hallucinations involving global conspiracies masterminded by Jews. This psychosis has also led him to blame Jews for everything, including numerous first-world nations, the existence of gays, and World War II. “Who is the terrorist? It is the Jews who […]

Your Daily Muslim: Tariq Mehmood
Stories on this site range from the obscene to the sadly predictable to the bizarre. Tariq Mehmood definitely falls under the latter of those three. A father of three who immigrated to the UK from Pakistan, Mehmood felt his life wouldn’t be complete without smuggling in his precious cargo. A Muslim smuggling something into a […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Rateb al-Nabulsi
“Do you think we [Muslims] can get along with [gays’] lifestyle? This is impossible.” Syrian Islamic scholar Muhammad Rateb al-Nabullshit is yet another in a long line of Islamic homophobes that make Fred Phelps look like Perez Hilton by comparison. al-Nabullshit’s hatred of gays does not come from failed attempts at sexual experimentation – it […]

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem (Part 2)
“[Homosexuality] takes all the bashfulness and good character of people and turns them into animals that seek only their sexual satisfaction through weird ways.” Sheikh Assim Alhakeem, as we learned in part 1, has a paranoid phobia of women and an irrational hatred of gays. He spends an inordinate amount of time fondling his hideous […]