Tag Archive | Israel

Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja
Fatass Palestinian Muslim Waal “Whale” al-Araja is a perfect example of the peace and love taught by Islam. Believed by Israeli intelligence officials to be the leader of a terror cell in Palestine, al-Araja took matters into his own hands and threw a stone at a car driven by an Israeli man. The man’s son […]

Your Daily Muslim: Syed Munawar Hasan
This Muslim’s got war in his name. That can’t possibly be a good sign. Syed Munawar Hasan is the president of Pakistan’s Jamaat-i-Islami political party. He believes “[the prophet] Muhammad’s life [is] a complete code of conduct for everyone to abide by in order to be a true leader.” Well, considering the shitty condition of […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mustafa Muslim
Mustafa Muslim is a seventh-century savage who somehow got a PhD, likely in the subject of Hitler-worship. Anyway, Muslim is a professor at al-Shariqa University (black female readers, don’t let that name inspire the name of your next child) in the United Arab Emirates. He’s also super old and probably has to clutch his colostomy […]

Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi
Normally when a woman has children, she tries to look after them, right? Not in the case of 22-year-old Palestinian Reem Riyashi. In 2004, with a son of 3 and a daughter of 18 months, Riyashi felt she needed to abandon her family to (you guessed it) wage jihad against Israel. Riyashi recorded a video […]