Tag Archive | Israel

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Abu Quddum

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Abu Quddum

Waging jihad is a serious matter, and Jordanian Ahmad Abu Quddum knows the ins and outs of it. In an interview on Jordanian television, he claimed it is the duty of all Muslims to wage jihad on nations that prevent the spread of Islam, in other words, any nation that resists conquest. “Yes, [jihad] is […]

Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja

Your Daily Muslim: Waal al-Araja

Fatass Palestinian Muslim Waal “Whale” al-Araja is a perfect example of the peace and love taught by Islam. Believed by Israeli intelligence officials to be the leader of a terror cell in Palestine, al-Araja took matters into his own hands and threw a stone at a car driven by an Israeli man. The man’s son […]

Your Daily Muslim: Syed Munawar Hasan

Your Daily Muslim: Syed Munawar Hasan

This Muslim’s got war in his name. That can’t possibly be a good sign. Syed Munawar Hasan is the president of Pakistan’s Jamaat-i-Islami political party. He believes “[the prophet] Muhammad’s life [is] a complete code of conduct for everyone to abide by in order to be a true leader.” Well, considering the shitty condition of […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad (Part 2)

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad (Part 2)

For part 1, click here. Fatty Hammy is back at it again, so I figured the monstrous hog should get another post. As Interior Minister of Gaza, he has spoken openly in praise of jihadi terrorists, calling them “martyrs” and saying things like “we [Palestinians] desire death like you [Israelis] desire life.” Hammy recently held […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mustafa Muslim

Your Daily Muslim: Mustafa Muslim

Mustafa Muslim is a seventh-century savage who somehow got a PhD, likely in the subject of Hitler-worship. Anyway, Muslim is a professor at al-Shariqa University (black female readers, don’t let that name inspire the name of your next child) in the United Arab Emirates. He’s also super old and probably has to clutch his colostomy […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

We’ve all seen crazy conspiracy-theorist types on shows like Ancient Aliens. Egyptian lawyer/politician Hazem Salah Abu Ismail is basically a Muslim version of those people. Quite possibly on hallucinogens, his level of delusion has gotten to the point of seeing things that are not there. Ismail claims that PEPSI is an acronym for “Pay Every […]

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Umm Osama is the wife of Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya, and has equally messed-up views. Clad in a pillowcase and a bedsheet with matching gloves, Osama was interviewed regarding her views on the woman’s role in society. Her answer: to instill the values of jihad in young Palestinians. “Women in Palestine play a great role […]