Tag Archive | Israel

Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi

Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi

Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi is a Jordanian militant cleric with some very disturbing and geographically-inaccurate views. He claims that Palestine stretches “from the river to the sea” when in reality, it’s argued to be a small region of Israel. A radical Salafist, al-Tahawi has mentored al Qaeda leaders like Abu Muhammad al-Maqdisi and Abu Mus’ab al-Zarqawi. […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad

Your Daily Muslim: Fathi Hamad

Fatty Hammy is a spokespig for Islamic militant group Hamas. He has spoken in favor of the destruction of Israel several times, and has preached the virtues of martyrdom. Perhaps he should practice what he preaches… alone. Hammy’s most famous quote: “For the Palestinian people, death has become an industry, at which women excel, and […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad al-Suhayli

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad al-Suhayli

Tunisian Islamic cleric Ahmad al-Suhayli is yet another crazy Muslim who hates Jews. He claims that Allah transformed Jews into apes for rebelling against divine authority. He also stated “In modern times, this accursed gang gathered once again in Palestine, by means of deception and trickery.” Jews don’t do “gangs,” unless you count Wall Street […]

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Wafa al-Biss is the definition of crazy bitch. After realizing no man would ever love her naked flesh, she decided the best use of her talentless self would be to blow up an Israeli hospital. While crossing the border from Gaza into Israeli-controlled territory seeking treatment for burns (likely acquired from an attempt to make […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri

Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri

Egyptian Islamic cleric Yousuf al-Badri is a prime example of what happens when a Muslim becomes senile. Resembling Santa Claus after a disastrous makeover, al-Badri has preached against all sorts of things ranging from Israel to lingerie. You know what they say, he who doth protest… I bet there’s some real kinky shit in al-Badri’s […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel Hamid al-Atras

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel Hamid al-Atras

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abdel Hamid al-Atras, aka Fatwa Factory Inc., has issued some of the most asinine and ridiculous fatwas to date. Here are a few of his gems: Facebook is forbidden. After reading that 1 in 5 divorces in Egypt was caused by infidelity with someone met through the scandalous sex site Facebook, al-Atras […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hassan Nasrallah

Your Daily Muslim: Hassan Nasrallah

Hassan Nasrallah is a Hezbollah-affiliated Lebanese Islamic cleric who threatened Israel with rocket rain if Israel were to attack Lebanon. Hezbollah is a terrorist organization responsible for all sorts of typical explosive Muslim atrocities, primarily against Israel. However, as history would indicate, Hezbollah is much more likely to be the aggressor than Israel in any […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nasser bin Hamad al-Fahd

Your Daily Muslim: Nasser bin Hamad al-Fahd

Imprisoned Saudi cleric Nasser bin Hamad al-Fahd is still making waves behind bars. Arrested for his support of terrorism, al-Fahd engaged in taqiyya and said he had abandoned his jihadist leanings, but has since retracted that statement and gone further off the deep end. Despite his imprisonment, he has certainly been able to get his […]

Your Daily Muslim: Khalid Haji Ahmed

Your Daily Muslim: Khalid Haji Ahmed

Norwegian Labor-party (socialist) hipster Muslim Khalid Haji Ahmed recently provided a prime example of Islamic anti-Semitism. One would think, after having lost his brother to white supremacist gunman Anders Behring Breivik in 2011, Ahmed would be opposed to bigotry. But Ahmed had no such revelation, since anti-Semitism is in the Qur’an. Recently, Ahmed wrote “Fucking […]