Tag Archive | Koran
Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Jalil al-Karouri
“Why shouldn’t we call [Barack Obama] by the name [Hussein], which belongs to us? …It wouldn’t be a mistake for our media to call him President Hussein.” Sudanese Islamic cleric Abd al-Jalil al-Karouri is the latest in a long line of nutty Islamic conspiracy theorists. In a recent sermon, he is quoted as saying that […]
Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Abdul-Malik al-Zoghbi
Some people have no idea how dirty what they’re saying actually is. Egyptian Sunni Islamic cleric Muhammad Abdul-Malik al-Zoghbi is one of those people. In a televised speech, he unintentionally discussed the early practice of gay BDSM by an ancient Pharaoh as part of a tirade against Jews. “[Pharaoh] would ride a Jew as one […]
Your Daily Muslim: Hassan Abujihaad
Anyone who converts to Islam and chooses to put ‘jihad’ in their name, however misspelled, is obviously up to no good. US Navy sailor Paul Hall had grown tired of getting confused with second-rate rapper Paul Wall, so he changed his name to Hassan Abujihaad upon his conversion to Islam. Unlike many Muslim converts who […]
Your Daily Muslim: Salma Kabal
Pregnant UK Muslim Salma Kabal is the definition of clingy. Despite the fact that her husband Ashik Ali had left her to prepare to wage jihad, she continually begged him to return to help raise the child she’s carrying. It is unknown what the offspring of a human and a Nazgul like Kabal would look […]
Your Daily Muslim: Tamerlan Tsarnaev (DAILY DOUBLE)
As if the media hadn’t already been covering these Muslims enough, here’s another story about them. Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev are brothers originally from predominantly-Islamic Chechnya in southern Russia. They came to the US five years ago and, much to liberals’ dismay, showed how completely unwilling Muslims are to integrate into western society. In the […]
Your Daily Muslim: Chad Sultana and Mohammed Nazrul Islam
Today’s post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. It’s no secret that wives are often abused by their Islamic husbands; Qur’an 4:34 allows husbands to beat their wives if they feel their wives are disloyal or disobedient. Chad Sultana is a Bangladeshi Muslim wife with a man’s name who fought back… to […]
Your Daily Muslim: Murgan Salem al-Gohary (Part 2)
“[Osama bin Laden and I] were like one family. I am happy and proud to have been a friend of these [al Qaeda] brothers, but I cannot claim to have had the honor of being an al Qaeda member.” Egyptian cleric Murgan Salem al-Gohary, as we learned in part 1, hates all things non-Muslim. When […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid
Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it […]
Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Rateb al-Nabulsi
“Do you think we [Muslims] can get along with [gays’] lifestyle? This is impossible.” Syrian Islamic scholar Muhammad Rateb al-Nabullshit is yet another in a long line of Islamic homophobes that make Fred Phelps look like Perez Hilton by comparison. al-Nabullshit’s hatred of gays does not come from failed attempts at sexual experimentation – it […]
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