Tag Archive | kuwait

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Salem al-Deqbasi

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Salem al-Deqbasi

Ali Salem al-Dickbasi is, as his name suggests, a total dick. A member of Kuwait’s parliament, he recently voted and spoke in favor of a law that would instate the death penalty for criticism of Allah. Such a law is part of Islamic sharia. The law was unfortunately ratified. al-Dickbasi has been involved in all […]

Your Daily Muslim: Salwa al-Mutairi

Your Daily Muslim: Salwa al-Mutairi

Salwa al-Mutairi, like most Islamists, is batshit insane and has some rather thinly-veiled (no pun intended) kinks. After a failed run for Kuwaiti parliament, al-Mutairi realized she loved the spotlight. Unable to pull a Britney and flash her vag for attention in a Muslim country without being stoned to death, she consulted several Islamic scholars […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Fahd Abd al-Aziz al-Nafisi

Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Fahd Abd al-Aziz al-Nafisi

Most professors dream of educating the masses. Kuwaiti professor Abdallah al-Nafisi instead dreams of killing them with anthrax. It is unknown what al-Nafisi teaches; likely chemical engineering since that’s the go-to major for Islamists. In a televised speech, he explained anthrax could be transported into the US in a small vessel by a “fighter,” then […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nabil al-Awadi

Your Daily Muslim: Nabil al-Awadi

“We Arab Muslims must start thinking of producing nuclear bombs. We can finance that with our petrodollars, and use Egyptian brains to make that dream come true. Our prophet Muhammad ordered us, ‘to prepare everything possible to fight the infidels.’ These people understand only the language of power. We’ll tell the world: either you submit […]