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Your Daily Muslim: Alla Said

Your Daily Muslim: Alla Said

Egyptian cleric Alla (not to be confused with Allah) Said is paranoid and suffers from extreme hallucinations involving global conspiracies masterminded by Jews. This psychosis has also led him to blame Jews for everything, including numerous first-world nations, the existence of gays, and World War II. “Who is the terrorist? It is the Jews who […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah

Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah, also known as Abu Islam, is the latest in a long line of Islamic clerics who want to be douchier than Mr. “legitimate-rape” himself, Todd Akin. Abdullah is a sheikh who resides in Egypt, and he is known for giving televised speeches and sermons. In one such recent speech, he claimed that […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

Your Daily Muslim: Hazem Salah Abu Ismail

We’ve all seen crazy conspiracy-theorist types on shows like Ancient Aliens. Egyptian lawyer/politician Hazem Salah Abu Ismail is basically a Muslim version of those people. Quite possibly on hallucinogens, his level of delusion has gotten to the point of seeing things that are not there. Ismail claims that PEPSI is an acronym for “Pay Every […]