Tag Archive | palestinian

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Most 20-year-old female college students occupy their time with studying, drinking, and wanna-be activism. Palestinian Ahlam Tamimi, however, had much more morbid hobbies. Bored and unable to drink or get laid to pass the time, she began to draw up a terror plot, which she called a “martyrdom operation.” She and her associate, Izz al-Din […]

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Your Daily Muslim: Umm Osama

Umm Osama is the wife of Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya, and has equally messed-up views. Clad in a pillowcase and a bedsheet with matching gloves, Osama was interviewed regarding her views on the woman’s role in society. Her answer: to instill the values of jihad in young Palestinians. “Women in Palestine play a great role […]

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Your Daily Muslim: Fatima Barijiyah

Fatima (emphasis on the “fat”) Barijiyah is a typical Palestinian mother, well, plus a few pounds but still nowhere near Elfi Yaghi in that regard. When not engorging herself, she raises her children and, like a lot of Palestinians, praises jihad. She claims she even taught her children to wage jihad against Israel through her […]

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Wafa al-Biss is the definition of crazy bitch. After realizing no man would ever love her naked flesh, she decided the best use of her talentless self would be to blow up an Israeli hospital. While crossing the border from Gaza into Israeli-controlled territory seeking treatment for burns (likely acquired from an attempt to make […]