Tag Archive | pedophilia

Your Daily Muslim: Abdelkader Eljanabi

Your Daily Muslim: Abdelkader Eljanabi

55-year-old UK Muslim Abdelkader Eljanabi just couldn’t resist. Despite everything he had been taught about resisting temptation, the allure of the creature’s tender flesh was too strong for him. He couldn’t help but indulge himself, despite the fact that he was in the bathroom of a shopping center and the tempting creature was a 14-year-old […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf

Your Daily Muslim: Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf

Catholics now have some competition over groups of unsuspecting little boys. Indonesian cleric Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf’s molestation spree rivals that of any bishop or cardinal. In 2011, twelve young boys stepped forward to accuse Ass-egaf of molesting them. Whether or not he is guilty should be obvious (see above picture.) All Ass-egaf was doing […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammed Kassamali

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammed Kassamali

UK Imam Mohammed Kassamali is a true bro. Even after he’s gotten everything he wants to for himself, he’s a nice dude who lends a helping hand to all his buddies – especially when his buddies want to marry little girls. Kassamali has no objection to this because the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Kamal

Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Kamal

“We say to [those who call Muhammad a child molester]: Shut up. May Allah silence you, cut off your tongue, and destroy the very foundations of your being, for you are leveling accusations against the master of humanity, the beloved of God, the Messenger of the Lord of the Worlds.” As you may or may […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Fahmi Alias

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Fahmi Alias

Muhammad Fahmi Alias is a Malay pedophile who has no skill at being one. Lacking the requisite creepy mustache, bag of candy, and suspicious van, he instead decided to befriend a 12-year-old girl, Nuur Fazira Saad, and try to charm his way into her pants. He is 19. Alias met ninja-costume-clad Nuur around the neighborhood, […]