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Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Raed

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Raed

We all know that Muslims love porn. The Qur’an is full of it, including scenes featuring small children. Pakistan, an Islamic nation, leads the world in porn searches per capita. Egyptian Muslim Muhammad Raed, however, has a penis so small he is almost physically incapable of masturbating. Out of a severe case of penis envy, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography […]