Tag Archive | prophet muhammad

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammed Kassamali
UK Imam Mohammed Kassamali is a true bro. Even after he’s gotten everything he wants to for himself, he’s a nice dude who lends a helping hand to all his buddies – especially when his buddies want to marry little girls. Kassamali has no objection to this because the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) […]

Your Daily Muslim: Sad Arafat
Egyptian Islamic cleric Sad Arafat is actually pretty sad. His track record with women isn’t the best because of how horribly he treats them, and he’s recently come to accept his forever-alone status. The only women who want him charge by the hour and are only accessible in whorehouses and dark alleys. Arafat has probably […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Hussain
“We blow one recruiting center up… then we hit another one… [until] there’s no more recruiting centers in Maryland.” Muhammad Hussain, born Antonio Martinez, is a Muslim convert from the United States who felt the best way to show his faith in Allah was to blow up military recruiting centers around the Baltimore area. While […]

Your Daily Muslim: Syed Munawar Hasan
This Muslim’s got war in his name. That can’t possibly be a good sign. Syed Munawar Hasan is the president of Pakistan’s Jamaat-i-Islami political party. He believes “[the prophet] Muhammad’s life [is] a complete code of conduct for everyone to abide by in order to be a true leader.” Well, considering the shitty condition of […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdallah Kamal
“We say to [those who call Muhammad a child molester]: Shut up. May Allah silence you, cut off your tongue, and destroy the very foundations of your being, for you are leveling accusations against the master of humanity, the beloved of God, the Messenger of the Lord of the Worlds.” As you may or may […]