Tag Archive | rape
Your Daily Muslim: Abdelkader Eljanabi
55-year-old UK Muslim Abdelkader Eljanabi just couldn’t resist. Despite everything he had been taught about resisting temptation, the allure of the creature’s tender flesh was too strong for him. He couldn’t help but indulge himself, despite the fact that he was in the bathroom of a shopping center and the tempting creature was a 14-year-old […]
Your Daily Muslim: Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi
Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi was well past her first midlife crisis, and after going through menopause, decided it was time to have another. The Iraqi Muslim, dressed in the traditional Islamic ninja costume, made it her mission to recruit other women to her newfound cause: jihad. She crafted a new image for herself (without Botox), […]
Your Daily Muslim: Quasim Inayat
Fatass Quasim(odo) Inayat is the definition of desperate. Unable to get himself a girlfriend for a plethora of reasons, Inayat decided to do what all sorts of Muslims are doing across the UK: molest a teenage girl and a couple mentally-disabled women. After all, Muslims are entitled to the women of conquered nations as spoils […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah
Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah, also known as Abu Islam, is the latest in a long line of Islamic clerics who want to be douchier than Mr. “legitimate-rape” himself, Todd Akin. Abdullah is a sheikh who resides in Egypt, and he is known for giving televised speeches and sermons. In one such recent speech, he claimed that […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid
“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.” In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud
Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby […]
Your Daily Muslim: Adil Rashid
Pedophilia and rape: beloved by the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him), and the favorite pastimes of UK Muslim Adil(do) Rashid. At age 18 and having lived in the UK for quite some time, one would expect him to have learned and adapted to the society’s civilized laws and standards of behavior. Nope, not in […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ramli Mansur
What happens when you’re short, fat, and Muslim? You get creepy. REAL creepy. Ramli Mansur serves as proof of this. The head of Indonesia’s North Aceh Regency, he has managed to attain some level of local political prominence. Using his authority, he has helped instate and continue sharia police programs in the region and, instead […]
Your Daily Muslim: Yousuf al-Badri
Egyptian Islamic cleric Yousuf al-Badri is a prime example of what happens when a Muslim becomes senile. Resembling Santa Claus after a disastrous makeover, al-Badri has preached against all sorts of things ranging from Israel to lingerie. You know what they say, he who doth protest… I bet there’s some real kinky shit in al-Badri’s […]
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