Tag Archive | sex

Your Daily Muslim: Rohaya Mohamed

Your Daily Muslim: Rohaya Mohamed

Malay Muslim Rohaya Mohamed is one kinky mother. As international vice president of the Obedient Wives Club (OWC), an organization which seeks to curb adultery and infidelity in marriages, she urges women to please their husbands sexually in unusual ways so they don’t cheat: “Women could curb social ills by serving their husbands better than […]

Your Daily Muslim: Raden Salamun Adiningrat

Your Daily Muslim: Raden Salamun Adiningrat

Indonesian Raden Salamun Adiningrat had never been a winner. He was picked last on the playground and was never chosen to be anyone’s valentine. It was that, along with the Qur’an, that inspired his fervent campaign against Valentine’s Day. I would make fun of him for having “rat” in his last name, but that would […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Mohsin al-Abaican

Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Mohsin al-Abaican

Today’s post is about tits. Now that I’ve caught the straight male and lesbian readers’ attention, let’s begin. Saudi Sheikh Abdul Mohsin al-Abaican came into the spotlight with a most peculiar fatwa: grown men can drink women’s breast milk. Why? So they can legally spend time alone together. Apparently in Islam, a man drinking a […]

Your Daily Muslim: Salwa al-Mutairi

Your Daily Muslim: Salwa al-Mutairi

Salwa al-Mutairi, like most Islamists, is batshit insane and has some rather thinly-veiled (no pun intended) kinks. After a failed run for Kuwaiti parliament, al-Mutairi realized she loved the spotlight. Unable to pull a Britney and flash her vag for attention in a Muslim country without being stoned to death, she consulted several Islamic scholars […]

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Salih al-Munajjid

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Salih al-Munajjid

Muhammad Salih al-Munajjid was the first ever Muslim to be featured on this site. I took that post down since it was, looking back, an embarrassment. I had no idea where the site was going at that point and didn’t really research each Muslim like I do now, hence why the post was shorter than […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel-Bari Zamzami ben Seddik

Your Daily Muslim: Abdel-Bari Zamzami ben Seddik

What happens to a Muslim’s sex life when (one of) their spouse(s) dies? According to “moderate” Moroccan cleric Abdel-Bari Zamzami ben Seddik, nothing. A member of the Moroccan parliament, he issued numerous fatwas condoning all sorts of gross misbehavior and is now widely regarded as the pervert he is. A so-called moderate Muslim, Zamzami’s fatwa […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Fattah Abu Zayd

Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography […]