Tag Archive | Suicide Bomber

Your Daily Muslim: Mohamed Said Ramadan al-Bouti

Your Daily Muslim: Mohamed Said Ramadan al-Bouti

Mohamed Said Ramadan al-Booty is- err, was a Sunni Islamic cleric and a staunch ally of Syrian dictator/president Bashar al-Assad. Though I still don’t believe in karma, if such a thing exists, it bit al-Booty in the booty – hard. An author of a book explaining why questioning sharia was the most dangerous sin and […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Jaleel

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Jaleel

Wherever there is Islam, there is violence, and Ali Jaleel illustrates that. The Maldives, despite having become increasingly radicalized, haven’t had many people taking the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow”) too literally. Ali Jaleel is an exception. It is unknown how or where he got the idea to blow himself up; it likely came […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mariam Sharipova

Your Daily Muslim: Mariam Sharipova

Mariam Sharipova (not to be confused with professional tennis’ token blonde babe, Maria Sharapova) took “til death do us part” way too literally. A young Muslim woman from the Dagestan (right next to Chechnya) region of Russia, Sharipova was married to Magomedali Vagabov, a Chechen jihadi militia leader in the north Caucasus. Sharipova seemed like […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Your Daily Muslim: Ahlam Tamimi

Most 20-year-old female college students occupy their time with studying, drinking, and wanna-be activism. Palestinian Ahlam Tamimi, however, had much more morbid hobbies. Bored and unable to drink or get laid to pass the time, she began to draw up a terror plot, which she called a “martyrdom operation.” She and her associate, Izz al-Din […]

Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi

Your Daily Muslim: Reem Riyashi

Normally when a woman has children, she tries to look after them, right? Not in the case of 22-year-old Palestinian Reem Riyashi. In 2004, with a son of 3 and a daughter of 18 months, Riyashi felt she needed to abandon her family to (you guessed it) wage jihad against Israel. Riyashi recorded a video […]

Your Daily Muslim: Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi

Your Daily Muslim: Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi

Aside from having one of the longest names in recorded history, Saudi Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi was a rather ordinary guy before he discovered radical Islam. He worked as a doctor (who likely wrote prescriptions for camel piss to cure all ailments) and his wife worked as a full-time bedsheet model, the #1 career for […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi

Your Daily Muslim: Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi

Abed Shihadeh al-Tahawi is a Jordanian militant cleric with some very disturbing and geographically-inaccurate views. He claims that Palestine stretches “from the river to the sea” when in reality, it’s argued to be a small region of Israel. A radical Salafist, al-Tahawi has mentored al Qaeda leaders like Abu Muhammad al-Maqdisi and Abu Mus’ab al-Zarqawi. […]

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Your Daily Muslim: Wafa al-Biss

Wafa al-Biss is the definition of crazy bitch. After realizing no man would ever love her naked flesh, she decided the best use of her talentless self would be to blow up an Israeli hospital. While crossing the border from Gaza into Israeli-controlled territory seeking treatment for burns (likely acquired from an attempt to make […]

Your Daily Muslim: Aminat Kurbanova

Your Daily Muslim: Aminat Kurbanova

Aminat Kurbanova’s story is an unfortunate one. A young Russian woman full of potential, she fell in love with a man whose brother converted him to Islam. Aminat soon converted as well. She decided to convert to Islam for her husband, and the two of them became involved in several radical Islamic groups and abandoned […]