Tag Archive | UK
Your Daily Muslim: Salma Kabal
Pregnant UK Muslim Salma Kabal is the definition of clingy. Despite the fact that her husband Ashik Ali had left her to prepare to wage jihad, she continually begged him to return to help raise the child she’s carrying. It is unknown what the offspring of a human and a Nazgul like Kabal would look […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid
Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it […]
Your Daily Muslim: Khalid Yasin
UK Islamic preacher Khalid Yasin, like many homosexuals, has one thing on his mind: gay sex. He frequently gets banned from speaking at various venues once the organizers find out about his abhorrent beliefs. He claims homosexuality and gay sex are “aberrations” and “immoralities.” However, he sure can’t seem to shut up about them. “The […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abu Muwahhid (Part 2)
“The Qur’an is our constitution and prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is our leader.” UK Islamic activist preacher Abu Muwahhid came onto my radar a couple months ago when I found his crazy ramblings on Facebook (see part 1.) If you thought what he said last time was nuts, you are in for an […]
Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 2)
For part 1, click here. This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. UK Muslim Taji Mustafa is at it again, this time talking about how Allah is always watching (what a perv) and voicing his support for getting choppy with people’s limbs. An outspoken hater of freedom, Mustafa would rather all […]
Your Daily Muslim: Quasim Inayat
Fatass Quasim(odo) Inayat is the definition of desperate. Unable to get himself a girlfriend for a plethora of reasons, Inayat decided to do what all sorts of Muslims are doing across the UK: molest a teenage girl and a couple mentally-disabled women. After all, Muslims are entitled to the women of conquered nations as spoils […]
Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 1)
YouTube Islamic evangelist Taji Mustafa is a few bricks short of a house, if you know what I mean. However, in his idiocy, he manages to highlight several things: 1) Islam and the secular, free west are not compatible, 2) Islam is intolerant, and 3) he likes to talk about gay people, and we all […]
Your Daily Muslim: Nazreen Nawaz
UK Muslim Dr. Nazreen Nawaz is the person behind the Women in the West for Khilafah movement and is a member of Hizb-ut-Tahrir, an Islamic movement with similar goals. The Khilafah, or caliphate, is the global Islamic state. In other words, Nawaz openly supports Islam’s conquest of the world. She’s also horribly sexist against her […]
Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin
Fat ginger kids are often bullied at school. Few deserve it. UK Muslim Jamaal Uddin, real name Jordan Horner, is one of those few. After being turned down by even the girls on the short bus, Uddin realized his life needed to change. Realizing he would never find a woman to love him, he found […]
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