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Your Daily Muslim #560: Mohamed Elimam

Mohamed Elimam's fist demonstrates the peaceful nature of Islam

Mohamed Elimam’s fist demonstrates the peaceful nature of Islam

Chicago is a left-wing paradise. It has or has produced everything leftists love – corrupt politicians like Eric Holder and Rahm Emanuel, our illustrious commander-in-thief Barack Hussein Obama, crazy gun regulations (which haven’t proven effective) and crazy Muslims. Meet windy city imam Mohamed Elimam. Instead of promoting interfaith dialogue and the religious tolerance most leftists mistakenly believe Islam teaches, Elimam preached the true Islam from his pulpit on both July 18 and July 25, 2014.

“Oh, those of you who want to wage jihad for the sake of Allah, Palestine is calling you and Gaza is crying out for your help,” Elimam told his congregation. “If you are true believers, real mujahideen, hasten to Palestine.” Yep, this happened right here under our noses and it isn’t being reported on by the mainstream media. We have hate preachers in our midst commanding their flocks to wage holy war, and what do we do? We remain silent for fear of being labeled “Islamophobic” by left-wing elitists who refuse to recognize reality. Again, note the lack of mention Elimam made of that whole “Coexist” bumper sticker philosophy. Religious tolerance is a nice idea but is simply not feasible when it comes to Islam, which has time and again proven it does not play well with others (or even within itself, for that matter.)

“Know that ‘Paradise lies beneath the shade of the swords,'” Elimam quoted before continuing his rambling. “Paradise belongs to you, oh martyrs, oh fighters, oh mujahideen, in our beloved Gaza and wounded Palestine. Stand fast in the face of this enemy.” Yep, definitely a religion of peace rewarding its peaceful followers with eternal blessings. That sermon totally didn’t suggest that Allah wants his faithful to go kill Jews…

Of course, Elimam wasn’t finished. “Global Zionism is unadulterated evil besetting all people. The [Zionists] hide behind religion, but religion has nothing to do with them. They have no religion, no morals, and no humanity.” That’s priceless, a Muslim accusing Israelis of being inhumane. Let’s see what Muslims in Palestine are doing: using women and children as human shields to try to make Israel look bad, abandoning their small children to go blow themselves up, targeting civilians in “martyrdom operations,” honor-killing their children for being raped, and attacking civilians with rocks. What are Israelis doing? Oh yeah, winning Nobel Prizes. And actually earning them, unlike Barack Hussein Obama.

In conclusion, stand with Israel.

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Your Daily Muslim #559: Ibrahim bin Ali (Part 2)

Ibrahim bin Ali

Ibrahim bin Ali

Malay Islamist Ibrahim bin Ali has been busy since part 1. I was originally in the process of writing him up for his recent anti-Semitic call for jihad, but then he went and one-upped himself in terms of crazy. Muslims don’t like dogs since they are viewed as nejis (ritually unclean) in Islam. I hope the irony of Muslims considering anything unclean is not lost on you. Ali condemned a cute ceremony in Scotland to open the Commonwealth Games, an international sporting event in which a Malay team was competing, because dogs were used in the ceremony.

The ceremony involved 40 Scottie dogs walking around with coats, with each coat bearing the name of a different team. The dogs were well-received by most – except Ali and his fellow seventh-century pedophile-followers. “I think it is unbecoming,” Ali said, oblivious to how unbecoming it is of him to tell others how to conduct harmless ceremonies in their culture. “The hosts have not been sensitive enough – especially in a so-called knowledgeable and civilized society like Britain. It is shameful and has offended not only Malaysia as a Muslim country, but Muslims around the world.” That’s the thing, though: the UK is knowledgeable and civilized, hence why they have ceremonies with dogs. They know that dogs aren’t “ritually unclean” and are lovable, cute companions. Instead of embracing man’s best friend, Islam chooses to remain petrified of touching anything deemed dirty by a pedophile who died over a millennium ago.

Ali recently stated that the Islamic ummah should unite to attack Israel. “The numbers are huge,” Ali said. “Assemble all the strength and together with OIC (Organization of Islamic Cooperation), attack the cruel Israeli Zionists.” Cruel? You mean insanely charitable and forward-thinking? With all the aid and resources that Israel has given to “Palestine,” you’d think that Palestinians would be a bit better off. Where’s that aid going? To build terror tunnels into Israel, of course. But Israel’s the “cruel” one according to the unthinking Ali. “Put together all your armies and weapons from Muslim countries and just attack the crazy Zionists and pray to Allah.” Yeah, you bitches better pray if you’re gonna attack Israel, that’s all I’ve gotta say.

Ali also accused the US of being the “mastermind” behind Israel’s political actions. I think it’s safe to say Ali has more than a few screws loose. Stay connected to YDM to hear the latest from Ali and his crazy political/Islamist group Perkasa.

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Your Daily Muslim #558: Abu Abdillah Ismaeel

Abu Abdillah Ismaeel in his mother's basem- I mean, his mosque.

Abu Abdillah Ismaeel

“Some heretics have tried to attack Islam and its rulings; they have denounced divorce and plural marriage and permitted alcohol. Those who look at the state of their societies will see the state of misery which those societies have reached.” Yes, because Denmark is totally in a “state of misery” compared to Iran.

Liberals and Muslim apologists often make the intellectually-faulty excuse that the Muslims who live in the USA are “just like the rest of us.” Tell that to New York imam Abu Abdillah “Abdildo” Ismaeel, who can best be described as every crazy cleric featured on this site rolled into one. Ismaeel is the imam of the Masjid Ahlul Qur’an wa Sunnah in Queens, NY. Instead of standing for American values and serving as a pillar of the community, Ismaeel spends his time preaching hate from his pulpit in a clearly decrepit mosque.

In addition to his vitriolic sermons, the cleric enjoys filming himself and uploading videos of his hate speech onto his mosque’s video site. The irony here is that Ismaeel himself has condemned any and all photography on the Ask the Imam section of his mosque’s website. “The basic principle concerning making pictures of any animate being, whether it is a human or any animal, is that it is haram [forbidden], whether the pictures are three-dimensional or are drawn on paper, cloth or walls, etc., or are photographs (taken with a camera), because of the reports in the sahih ahadith which state that that is not allowed, and threaten the one who does that with a painful torment…” Well then, Ismaeel, prepare for a painful torment. However, I doubt anyone really wants to look at a picture or video of the unkempt cleric. He could seriously benefit from some grooming advice.

Speaking of grooming, Ismaeel tried to justify his hideous appearance, namely his wretched beard. “The Sunnah of the messenger of Allah [pigs be upon him] indicates that it is obligatory to let the beard grow and that it is haram to shave it or cut it,” Ismaeel wrote. Well, modern standards of personal upkeep dictate that beard maintenance is necessary. Unlike the ramblings of a 7th-century madman, maintaining a presentable appearance actually matters for something.

Ismaeel then insulted those very standards which he refuses to fit into, likely out of a deep-seated sense of jealousy toward those who don’t get looked at funny: “It should be noted that the beauty referred to is shar’i or Islamic beauty (beauty as prescribed in Islam), and not the so-called beauty which appeals to sick minds which are enamored of kafir [infidel] fashions and the appearance of corrupt people such as male and female actors and singers, or fashion models. Hence when some people were misled by those immoral western women who pluck or shave or draw their eyebrows, or make their nails long (like wild beasts), or have tattoos, and thought that this is beauty, many Muslim women imitated them in these things, even though they are forbidden by sharia.”

Let’s dissect that giant text-blob of bile. Ismaeel refers to western standards of beauty as “so-called beauty,” which appeals to “sick minds.” Gee, if the majority of people find a certain thing beautiful, maybe, just maybe, those who don’t are sick-minded. Especially when talking about something as normal and benign as trimming your pube-stache. Comparing long nails to those of “wild beasts” is just ridiculous. Women don’t grow talons or claws when they grow out their nails. Also, it’s 2014. No one gives two shits if you have tattoos anymore unless you’re in modeling. As for women doing their eyebrows – the traditional Islamic ninja costume covers them, so why does it matter? Unless, of course, you’re a sexist bastard like Ismaeel who just wants to dictate what women are allowed to do.

“Islam made the husband the protector and maintainer of the wife and gave him the responsibility of heading the household, because he is more perfect in rational thinking than her in most cases,” Abdillah wrote. “This means that it is obligatory for her to obey him.” If men are more perfect than women in rational thinking in most cases, why is car insurance more expensive for young men, a demographic prone to making reckless decisions? Why are women frequently seen as voices of reason and moderation? Despite its lack of basis, Ismaeel feels the need to spew this misogynistic garbage all over his mosque’s website. This hatred of women likely stems from repeated rejection, which probably relates back to the heap of pubes on his face.

“Hence we see chaos in the societies which go against that: men do not shoulder the responsibility of spending on their wives, and wives are not obliged to obey their husbands; they go out of the home whenever they want and leave the marital nest empty and neglect their children.” Actually, we see chaos in Islamic societies, not in the west. Let’s compare Somalia and Pakistan to the Netherlands and Sweden. Case closed.

When a Muslimah asked Ismaeel how to repent for an encounter in which a friend of hers sucked her tits, the imam began by informing her she was an awful sinner. “Undoubtedly you have committed a grievous sin, in fact a number of sins, starting with your speaking to this man privately, and ending with what you did to with him.” Really? Speaking with a man privately is a sin? I know all about the verse that says the devil will come between a man and woman who are together in private, but shouldn’t that be their own choice? “You should note that it is not permissible for women to speak with men except for necessary purposes,” Ismaeel wrote. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Islam and the west are totally compatible. However, there’s one positive reminder to come from this: reading the Muslimah’s account of the incident is probably the closest Ismaeel will ever get to sucking tits.

“The Muslim… should know that there is great wisdom in what Allah has commanded and what he has forbidden; it is the straight path and is the only way in which man can be safe and at peace, protecting his honor, his mind and his health, in accordance with the natural disposition (fitrah) with which Allah has created man.” Yes, because chugging camel urine is definitely a way to protect one’s health. It almost seems as though Ismaeel is trying to make mockery of his religion (not a difficult task) through his ridiculous blithering, but sadly he’s completely serious.

“It is not permissible to greet or congratulate the kuffar [infidels] on the occasion of Christmas, New Year or any of their other holidays, and it is not permissible to respond to them when they greet us on those occasions, because they are not festivals that are prescribed in our religion, and returning their greeting is an affirmation and approval of them.” Yep, as Barack Hussein Obama put it, “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.” How’s that statement from Ismaeel for some interfaith dialogue? Muslims expect us to respect their holidays (no matter how unhealthy), but they refuse to reciprocate.

Speaking of things that Islam considers impermissible, Ismaeel had a lot to say on the subject of homosexuality. Though likely never having had a meaningful conversation with an openly gay person in his life, the cleric felt himself an expert on the subject and wrote: “They (gays and lesbians) both go against the natural disposition (fitrah) which Allah has created in mankind – and also in animals – whereby the male is inclined towards the female, and vice versa.” Never mind the fact that homosexuality is seen in numerous animal species, and the fact that gay people say they were born gay. Despite the mounting evidence against his stance, Ismaeel felt the need to dig an even deeper hole. And by “deeper hole,” I’m not referring to his anus.

“The spread of homosexuality has caused man diseases which neither the east nor the west can deny exist because of them,” the idiotic imam wrote. “Even if the only result of this perversion was AIDS – which attacks the immune system in humans – that would be enough.” Wait, lemme get this straight… did he really just say that homosexuality is responsible for AIDS? Just when I thought he couldn’t get any dumber, he goes and proves me wrong. AIDS was around well before its spread through part of the LGBT community; to suggest otherwise is to ignore current scientific hypotheses behind its origins. However, Muslims are fairly pro at dismissing science in favor of dogma.

Ismaeel had even more baseless rhetoric to fling about gays. “It also causes the breakup of the family and leads people to give up their work and study because they are preoccupied with these perversions,” he wrote. Really? How does homosexuality break up any families? Oh, you mean the forced marriages many closeted homosexuals are thrown into by their Islamic families? That’s no way to live. It’s cruel to deny someone a mutual, loving relationship. As for people giving up academic pursuits, clearly Ismaeel abandoned those a long time ago in favor of repeatedly banging his head on the ground.

Speaking of banging, here’s how Ismaeel described gay sex. This is, like Sabreena Sadaf‘s description, comical in its own right. “Lesbianism means one woman doing to another something like that which a man does to a woman. Homosexuality means having intercourse with males in the back passage. This was the action of the accursed people of the prophet of Allah Loot (peace be upon him). In sharia terminology it refers to inserting the tip of the penis into the anus of a male.” Uhh, just the tip? Who does that? Ismaeel could greatly expand his mind and rid himself of these incorrect notions by watching gay porn. Also, it’s called an ass, not a “back passage.”

The homophobic barrage didn’t end there. In a recorded sermon, Ismaeel shared his beliefs on philosophy. “Instead of reading the Qur’an, instead of busying themselves with Sahih al-Bukhari and [Sahih] Muslim, [Muslims] started to busy themselves with philosophy.” I’d call that cultural advancement, a step in the right direction. Of course, any sort of progress in Islam is promptly dealt with by those unwilling to move beyond the 7th century. “‘Broadening our horizons,'” Ismaeel mocked before going further off the deep end. “You broaden your horizon, your son will become a homosexual! You broaden your horizon, your daughter will be a lesbian! You broaden your horizon, your son will become a Scientologist! A philosopher! A Darwinist! All the way to the fire for eternity!” Philosophers are noted intellects, as was Darwin. Muslims, on the other hand, are noted for anti-intellectualism and pseudoscientific beliefs like the unfounded claim that philosophy will turn future generations gay.

Anyway, I think this piece has been long enough and you’re probably not reading this anymore. If you have some questions for Ismaeel about his bizarre beliefs, you know where to ask them. I’m gonna be taking a break for a couple days after this post due to some professional commitments. Hope you enjoyed this one, and don’t forget to vote in the Muslim of the Month poll!

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Your Daily Muslim #557: Ali Ashraf Karami

Ali Ashraf Karami airbrushed beyond recognition. Unsure whether or not the gay-face is Photoshop-induced.

Ali Ashraf Karami airbrushed beyond recognition.

Iran isn’t known for having a stellar track record on human rights. From hanging gays to stoning those accused of adultery, the Islamic Republic has a lot of catching up to do to be considered anything other than barbaric. Kermanshah Province deputy governor Ali Ashraf Karami, however, is not helping his country advance into the 21st century – or out of the 7th at all, for that matter. The bloodthirsty Muslim decided that the holy month of Ramadan’s annual festivities, the worldwide Ramadan Bombathon, weren’t exciting enough. He wanted to see more blood – infidel blood.

When five less-than-devout Muslims and one Christian were caught eating during the fasting period of Ramadan, local law enforcement personnel immediately detained them. Such an egregious offense as fulfilling a basic human requirement to survive would surely be displeasing to Allah! News of the arrests and the suggested punishment made its way up the chain of command to Karami, who was A-OK with it. The Muslims each received 70 lashes for breaking the fast. The Christian, however, was subjected to a different punishment.

Likely in the hope to deter him from eating for quite some time, he was taken out in public. Seventh-century savages hoping to appease an invisible sky demon burned his lips with a cigarette. He was then thoroughly beaten. Note to travelers: if you go to Iran during Ramadan, it might be a good time to give anorexia a try.

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Your Daily Muslim #556: Ilyas Qadri

Ilyas Qadri

Ilyas Qadri

This post contains graphic descriptions of abuse and torture that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised.

There’s a difference between helping suffering drug addicts and cuffing 115 of them to a single chain as a bizarre form of detox. Pakistani Islamic cleric/scholar maulana Ilyas Qadri didn’t get the memo.

Qadri, who has no license or background to treat addiction, ran an establishment known as the Center for Spiritual Treatment of Drug Addicts, where he provided drug users with Islamic counseling and guidance to help them conquer their addiction. However, rehab in Islam is quite different than in the west. Qadri believed many of the addicts needed further treatment beyond counseling, and many of them could not afford a hospital visit. He and several of the center’s guards took the men into adjoining rooms in the back and fettered them to a single chain which stretched between the rooms. The men were never allowed to be unchained, even when praying, eating, or using the restroom.

Instead of actually trying to help his now-unwilling patients conquer addiction, Qadri was more intent on using them for his own twisted enjoyment. He and his guards routinely beat the boys and men, knowing that no one could see or hear any of what was happening. The captives ranged in age from 13 to 45. Though 13 is a bit old for a Muslim’s sexual fancy, Qadri took indecent liberties with what was available.

The men were underfed and many became significantly malnourished. Qadri collected money from the men’s families, claiming they were staying with him for detox, though he didn’t mention anything about the conditions they were kept in. Some of the men who did not have family in the area had been held for as long as five years; Qadri knew no one was looking for them, so he and his guards kept them around as human punching bags.

Police grew suspicious of the center after family members complained about their loved ones not returning. They raided the facility in 2006, arrested the cleric and freed the 112 men held captive. However, due to a bizarre miscarriage of justice, Qadri was acquitted and returned to his former profession a few months later in 2007.

Of course, the cleric couldn’t resist the sight of men in chains. In 2014, he began to assemble a second chain of drug addicts. As more and more addicts turned up asking for treatment, the chain quickly grew. This time, Qadri improved his high score, capturing 115 men and boys. The same abusive practices as the 2006 incident resumed. When another patient at Qadri’s center stumbled across the men, he immediately filed a police report. The center was raided and Qadri was arrested a second time, along with the center’s guards.

After his arrest, Qadri denied the charges and stated that the chain was necessary to prevent the men from escaping treatment. You know, maybe, just maybe, those men would have been better off being addicted to heroin instead of being shackled and tortured. The investigation into Qadri’s center is ongoing.

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Your Daily Muslim #555: Mohammad Asri Zainul Abidin

Some #gayporn4muhammad no one wants to watch

Some #gayporn4muhammad no one wants to watch

Coexist: the mindless philosophy of left-wingers whose heads are buried in the sand. Jihad: the mindless philosophy of annihilation most Muslims hold dear. Malay Muslim cleric/professor Mohammad Asri Zainul Abidin’s recent statements are a slap in the face of idiots with “coexist” bumper stickers worldwide. Instead of promoting interfaith tolerance and dialogue, Abidin instead tried to give credibility to one of the most hated men in history: Adolf Hitler.

“We are not anti-certain races, or blindly anti-Semitic like Hitler or previous Europeans,” Abidin wrote, before gradually changing his tune toward being anti-Semitic. “But if we see the betrayals and wicked acts of the Israeli Jews, those are not a new or odd thing for them. There might be truth behind Hitler’s belief.” Take one look at Israel, a shining beacon of human rights and progress in the Middle East, then take a look at Afghanistan, a backward Islamic hellhole. Now tell me that the Israelis are the ones guilty of “wicked acts.” …yeah, that’s what I thought. The hypocrite Abidin fails to recognize his own hypocrisy, instead falling into blind anti-Semitism which he claimed he was avoiding.

“Why did the Europeans unite in believing that the Jews were an evil race?” Abidin wrote. “The answer, is whether the belief was superstitious, or it was based on their experiences with the Jews.” No, it was based on the power of rhetoric and propaganda, which hate peddlers like Abidin fail to recognize they are spreading.

“…the cruel and brutal acts of Hitler had indirectly reduced the harm that the Jews pose to Europeans and the rest of the world,” Abidin continued. What harm? You mean Nobel Prizes, scientific advancement, prosperity, and human rights? Gee, sounds like a lot of harm to me. If you want to talk about harm, look no further than Islam.

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Your Daily Muslim #554: Mabul Shoatz

Mabul Shoatz. Note the prominent zebiba caused by repeated headbanging on the ground. It's an indicator of likely brain damage.

Mabul Shoatz. Note the prominent zebiba caused by repeated headbanging on the ground. It’s an indicator of likely brain damage.

Many Muslims often say that sharia punishments (hudud) for theft etc. are rarely fully implemented. Some even claim that only four hands were cut off in a century for theft in ancient Islamic society. However, the city of Philadelphia’s Muslims think that figure is insufficient. The imam of the Masjid ar-Razaqq ul-Karim and one of his followers, Mabul Shoatz (born Merv Mitchell), decided to take justice into their own hands when one of the members was accused of stealing from the mosque’s prayer jars. The mosque is a converted house – and also Shoatz’s residence.

The bloodthirsty followers of the religion of peace poke with the accused but did not give him a chance to defend himself. Shoatz and the imam grabbed the man and dragged him to the backyard of the mosque. Instead of giving him a fair trial, they felt the need to immediately administer hudud to the man they presumed guilty. They threw the man to the ground and laid his arm out on a log. Shoatz picked up a dull machete and swung at the man’s wrist. The amputation wasn’t successful, though the skin and several tendons were severed. Allah was surely displeased at Shoatz’s failure to deliver justice.

The victim required surgery to save the damaged area. Shortly after the incident, Shoatz was arrested and there is a warrant out for the imam. This is just the beginning of the wave of barbarism that will surely come as more and more Muslims invade the west. Islam cannot coexist with our free society and its fair justice system.

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