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Your Daily Muslim #580: Sahra Abdi

Is she wearing a picnic blanket?

Is she wearing a picnic blanket?

Nothing is safe from sharia – not even community aquatic facilities. When Sahra Abdi and other San Diego-area Muslimahs told a local YMCA they couldn’t swim in front of men due to religious reasons, the facility capitulated to the 7th-century celebrants’ demand for sharia and began offering special hours just for the women to swim. The pool kicks all male staff and guests out before opening the facility to the women and girls. Most of the Muslimahs, Abdi included, are of Somali or Ethiopian origin. Islamic teachings regarding their haya (modesty) dictate they cannot show skin aside from their hands and faces to non-mahram (unrelated) men.

The Muslimahs enter the pool through the back door so as to avoid making contact with non-mahram men who may be stragglers exiting the facility. Many wear burkinis due to body image religious modesty issues. Abdi, the leader of the group, which is known as City Heights Hope, commented that the classes enable women to exercise because there aren’t any gender-segregated gyms in the area. She also noted that a criminal element kept the Muslimahs from walking in public parks, not to mention the heavy nature of the traditional Islamic ninja costume is prohibitive in the Southern California heat. Abdi added it was “really scary for them to be at the parks.” Uhh, I’d say ninjas walking around in broad daylight are far more terrifying than a dude playing frisbee with his dog accidentally bumping into you.

“Muslim people are not supposed to take our clothes through the dogs’ mud, it’s not clean,” Abdi said. She added that, because most dogs in east Africa are wild, many of the Muslimahs have some apprehension toward them. In Islam, dogs are considered nejis, or ritually impure. Something cute, cuddly, and loving being un-Islamic… why am I not surprised?

Despite the many positives coming from City Heights Hope, including lessons in healthy cooking, there’s an underlying element of sharia in many group members’ actions. Abdi has encouraged City Heights Hope members to become activist voices in the community. Of course, this means pushing for cruelly-slaughtered halal food in hospitals among other things. “People’s perspective of their rights have changed,” Abdi said, as though she and her fellow Muslimahs were entitled to halal food. No mention of the animal welfare issues involved. No mention of the possible cost or the acquisition issues, just demands. If you’ve been with YDM for a while, you’re probably used to reading about this sort of behavior from Muslims, but if you aren’t, this is commonplace. Expect more demands and more appeasement in the years to come.


Your Daily Muslim #579: Afreeda Zaman

Who wears Hollister?! That's so 2007...

Who wears Hollister?! That’s so 2007…

There’s something about social media that causes many Muslims to lose their inhibitions. One such Muslim is Canadian Afreeda Zaman, an employee with Hydro One, an Ontarian electricity provider. Zaman got into a heated debate with a former classmate on the Israel vs. Palestine issue in person. When she got back home, she decided she wasn’t done foaming and sent her classmate this message of peace and tolerance:


Gee, where have we heard that line before? This uncovered, seemingly moderate Muslimah parroted hardline clerics‘ sentiments.

The screenshot of Zaman’s anti-Semitism began to go viral. When the backlash began, Zaman closed her Facebook account. Her employer has said they take the matter seriously. It is unknown if Zaman will face any professional consequences for supporting one of the worst people to ever walk this earth. If it were up to me, her ass would be out the door. Anti-Semitism has no place in the 21st century.


Your Daily Muslim #578: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais

Rule #1 of Grindr selfies: Clean your mirror! (For those unfamiliar, Grindr, the app I templated Yaken's picture into, is the gay hookup app used by Islamic serial killer Muhammed Ejaz)

Rule #1 of slutty Grindr selfies: Clean your mirror! (For those unfamiliar, Grindr, the app I templated Yaken’s picture into, is the gay hookup app used by Islamic serial killer Muhammed Ejaz)

(Note: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais is probably not actually gay. I sometimes put Muslims’ selfies in the Grindr template because it allows for many jokes to be made. Sorry, gay dudes. I know what y’all were thinking, but he’s not going to wage anal jihad on you or let you do so to him. The next time this mujahid probably plans on getting laid is by his 72 virgins in jannat al-firdaus (Islamic heaven)… or so he thinks.)

Born into a rather affluent lifestyle and raised in Cairo, Egypt, university-educated Islam Yaken Aly Khomais isn’t the type most would peg to become a jihadist. However, that’s exactly what happened. Yaken cut off most of his social ties and allowed his grooming habits to slip, going from hot to something along the lines of “eww, you need to take a shower.” He joined up with the Islamic State terror group in Mosul, Iraq, where he spends his days shooting Magic Muslim Peace Sprayers™ and tweeting imagery of severed heads. Because severed heads totally tell the world your religion is one of peace.

“I hope that brothers in the Islamic State when they slaughter somebody will write his name on his back so that if his head is cut off, we’ll know his body,” Yaken tweeted. Yep, totally peaceful. That tweet and the one involving an image of severed heads caused him to get a ton of Twitter attention, which swiftly led to him being booted from the site. Honestly, all he really needed to do to get followers was groom himself better and wear less clothing. (Speaking of Twitter, follow YDM!) He also wrote, “…when God opens up Egypt to us, if they [insulters of Islam] are still alive, we will hit their delete button.” I was going to make a rather NSFW joke about certain parts of his body, err, “opening up,” but I think you get the gist.

Many have dubbed Yaken the “hipster jihadi” due to his bespectacled visage and unkempt hair. However, he’s even less relatable than the average hipster, which, to a normal human, is really saying something. “I had lived a loose life like al-jahiliyya (pre-Islamic ignorance), but when I abandoned this life due to the grace of Allah, this has become a problem for people.” Uhh, no shit. People generally don’t like it when you ditch them to go behead innocent people in Iraq. Just a thought.

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Your Daily Muslim #577: Jamilah Nasheed

Jamilah Nasheed with the Butcher of Benghazi

Jamilah Nasheed with the Butcher of Benghazi

Jamilah Nasheed’s story is actually pretty inspirational, which makes me sad that she truly belongs on here. She fell in with the wrong crowd during her teenage years and ended up joining a gang. As a result, she ended up stabbing someone and serving time behind bars. Despite her past, Nasheed has managed to rise in society and became a Democratic state senator representing part of St. Louis, MO. Seems like an American success story, right? Well, unfortunately, despite setting an example for many youth, Nasheed’s views are… bizarre, to say the least.

The shooting death of Michael Brown, a black man, by a white cop in Ferguson, MO sparked racially-charged riots. Many have called for the officer to be criminally charged despite the lack of proof of criminal action; police say Brown charged them and assaulted them in their car, conflicting witness reports suggest he was either executed point-blank outside the car or shot while attempting to run. That aside, Nasheed has been circulating a petition to have the prosecutor in the case removed due to alleged bias. According to Nasheed and others, the prosecutor has close ties to law enforcement, thus removing neutrality. Uhh, what prosecutor doesn’t have professional relationships with law enforcement personnel? That kinda comes with the job. Nasheed’s petition is still making the rounds. She hopes to garner 70,000 signatures despite not doing so well in TV interviews.

Nasheed is also a critic of politicians’ anti-sharia bills. When a Republican introduced a bill in 2011 to prevent foreign and religious laws from being applied in US courtrooms, Nasheed went on the attack. “It’s a bill that’s being pushed by ignorant people that know nothing about Islam,” she said. Hold on a second – she’s saying that people are opposed to sharia because they know nothing about it? Pardon me while I spit up my protein shake laughing. People are opposed to sharia because of the following elements: amputation, forced marriage, less rights for women, hanging gays, flogging or stoning adulterers, jizya tax for kuffar… the list goes on. THAT is why the bill was introduced, not ignorance.

“Exercise your right at the polling places in November of 2012 because we can no longer allow for individuals to attack Islam in the way Islam has been attacked at the state capitol,” she commented. Seriously? Preventing a law involving cruel & unusual punishments from being implemented is attacking Islam? Well, now that we know what Islam is really all about…

Nasheed also called a similar measure “bigotry at its highest level.” The irony here is that sharia is insanely bigoted against all manner of infidels. Hopefully Nasheed gets her views on the right track and stops shilling for sharia.


Your Daily Muslim #576: Usama al-Qawsi

Usama al-Qawsi

Usama al-Qawsi

Aaaaaaaaaand the fatwa of the year award goes to… Egyptian cleric Usama al-Qawsi, better known as an out-of-the-closet peeping Tom! Some Muslim men really feel that “try it before you buy it” should apply to women, so al-Qawsi issued a perverse fatwa in their favor.

The fatwa authorizes men to “hide” and watch women while they are showering. However, a man can only do this if the woman is someone he intends to marry. In other words, under this fatwa, a man can say he intends to marry any woman and be excused for perverted peeping Tom behavior. “If you were really honest and wanted to marry that woman, and you were able to hide and watch her in secret, see the things that she wouldn’t usually let you see before marrying her, then it is acceptable as long as your intentions are pure,” al-Qawsi stated. Coming from a follower of a religion that demands women cover themselves so as to avoid inciting temptation in men, that’s rich. al-Qawsi knows the men’s intentions aren’t pure and wants to give them an excuse for their creepy habits.

“One of the prophet’s companions did that [peeped],” al-Qawsi continued. “Some disapproved and told him: ‘How do you do that when you’re one of the prophet’s companions?’ The prophet [pigs be upon him] answered: ‘If you can see something that would make you want to marry her then go ahead and do it.’” However, the Hadith al-Qawsi draws from for this is taken out of context and makes no mention of nudity or hiding oneself to view the woman. The Hadith involves mutual eye contact, which is sorely absent in the case of a peeping Tom.

al-Qawsi’s fatwa drew ire from numerous Muslims and non-Muslims. It is unknown if women in his area have started bathing with swimsuits on as a precaution.

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Muslim of the Month Poll

Who will this year’s 9th Muslim of the Month be? Will this month’s winner become Muslim of the Year?

Abu Abdillah Ismaeel – New York imam who blamed gays for AIDS, claimed reading philosophy causes homosexuality, described infidel women as “…immoral western women who pluck or shave or draw their eyebrows, or make their nails long (like wild beasts)…” and spewed sexist bile: “Islam made the husband the protector and maintainer of the wife and gave him the responsibility of heading the household, because he is more perfect in rational thinking than her in most cases.”

Hinda Osman Dhirane – Seattle Muslimah who was arrested as part of a funding network for terror group al-Shabaab. Dhirane also called the Boston Marathon bombing a “blessing,” and had spoken favorably of the 2013 Westgate mall jihad attack.

Naa Dakpema Dawuni Alhassan – Political leader in Ghana who claimed a bizarre rainstorm was the result of Allah’s anger at a local man who made 50 sex tapes with various women. Alhassan sentenced the man to death by public flogging, but the man got away. To appease Allah for the alleged sins the man and women committed, Alhassan ordered the women’s families to give livestock to the region’s imams.

Abu Mussab Wajdi Akkari – Lebanese-born scholar who believes that “saying Merry Christmas is worse than killing someone.” Akkari also said, “Muhammad smelled so good, they used to make [the] most beautiful perfume with his sweat.” He also claimed that women wearing perfume was “an invitation” for men to sexually harass them.

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Your Daily Muslim #575: Ali Muhammad Brown

I have no idea how he convinced two gay men to let him go home with them. Eww.

Ali Muhammad Brown

It’s never very long between pieces about Muslims from Seattle. Like most leftist havens, Seattle still clearly has its head in the sand about its increasing – and increasingly violent – Muslim population. Enter Seattle native Ali Muhammad Brown, a Muslim with ties to Somali jihadist group al-Shabaab.

When Brown was between 17 and 19, he and many of his friends defrauded Bank of America, Washington Mutual, Wells Fargo, and many other banks for a significant amount. When the group was arrested, officers discovered numerous jihadist messages shared between them. It is suspected some of the money they stole may have been sent overseas to al-Shabaab. Brown and his accomplices did their time for the crime, but Brown’s illustrious criminal career was just beginning.

Just like the prophet (pigs be upon him) he was named after, Brown likes ‘em young. In 2012, he plead guilty to communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. The child in question was a 6-year-old, just like Muhammad’s “wife,” Aisha. The child’s gender was not released. Brown served another year behind bars for this crime.

After his release, he realized there were quite a few other felonies he hadn’t tried yet – namely, murder. He killed a 30-year-old in a Seattle suburb in April and left little evidence for police to track him down with.

Brown wasted no time in finding his next prey. It is unknown how he met them, but Brown and his next two victims, both men in their early 20’s, ended up dancing at a gay nightclub (not the one hit in Musab Mohamed Masmari‘s jihad firebombing attempt.) One of the men had an Arabic name and may have been an ex-Muslim, which could have been Brown’s motive for targeting him. Brown went with the men back to their neighborhood, where he executed them.

Brown then fled to New Jersey. He gunned down an unsuspecting 19-year-old who was waiting at a traffic light before being captured a few weeks later.

What was Brown’s alleged motive? Jihad, of course. He claimed the murders were “vengeance” for the US” actions in the middle east. He said the slayings were “just kills,” according to his beliefs. “Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, all these places where innocent lives are being taken every single day,” Brown said. “All these lives are taken every single day by America, by this government. So a life for a life.” Uhh, what about the innocent non-Muslim lives being taken by the Islamic State terror group? What about the thousands upon thousands of Shia Muslims killed by Sunni mujahideen in Syria? No mention of those. Apparently Brown doesn’t consider those lives equally worthy.

Of course, the leftist idiots in Seattle reacted to the arrest by burying their heads in the sand. The city’s mayor commented, “While Brown invoked his faith, we must be clear that Brown’s views and his actions do not reflect the values of Muslims.” For the love of whatever deity you believe (or don’t believe) in, somebody needs to show this site to that guy. It might change his mind.


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