Category Archives: Anti-Christian

May 06 2013
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Activists, Anti-Christian, Canada, Men, Political Islam, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Al-Haashim Kamena Atangana

I think he's trying to fondle his nipples...

I think he’s trying to fondle his nipples…

There are three kinds of perennially-single people: a) those who are single and don’t really mind, b) those who are intentionally single, like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, and c) bitter, ugly people who spend their time lashing out at women for rejecting them, only furthering the cycle of rejection. Today’s daily Muslim, Canadian street preacher al-Haashim Kamena Atangana (real name Pierre), is the latter.

Atangana’s hatred of women stems from a long history of being turned down. It’s understandable why any sane woman would tell him to f off, considering how he converted to radical Islam from Christianity. He spends his free time shouting at people on the street while dressing like he stole clothes out of a donation bin. He is thus often confused for being homeless. One of his favorite subjects to rant about: women.

In a letter he wrote to the Toronto Sun, he claims that Canadian laws give “too much freedom to women” and that women are to blame for being raped. “The reason why a woman gets raped is because of the way she dress. Women dress so provocatively so much that they receive too much attention for themselves and that attention at times leads to death.” So basically women shouldn’t be given freedoms because using those freedoms means they could get killed? Then people shouldn’t be allowed to go skydiving – that often leads to death, yet you don’t see misogynistic Muslims screeching about outlawing it.

“Why is it that Rapists and sexual predators only target women that dress so provocatively? Because Muslim women have nothing to show in regards to her body.” Thank you, Atangana, for admitting that women who accept Islam are hideous, hence why they love their weird ninja outfits.

Atangana is a firm believer in Islamic sharia law, including the part that commands Muslims to kill infidels. He isn’t shy about talking about it either – when asked about his stance by a non-Muslim, he straight-up told the infidel that infidels should be put to death. He has also boasted about slapping people who insult Islam. Yep, religion of peace right there, folks.

He has said that, in order to truly follow Jesus, one must convert to Islam. Jesus was a really peaceful guy and didn’t give commands like “smite them at the neck and strike off every fingertip of them” – needless to say, Atangana is crazy high and/or delusional to think the teachings of Jesus and Islam are at all compatible.

One last thing to make you despise this mofo even more – he claims that the prophet Muhammad’s marriage to six-year-old Aisha was legitimate and that he wasn’t a pedophile. Muhammad, pigs be upon him, had sex with his “wife” when she was 9.

Apr 25 2013
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Anti-Christian, Men, Misc Terrorism, Nigeria, Terrorists

Your Daily Muslim: Kabiru Sokoto

A face not even a mother could love.

A face not even a mother could love.

Nigerian Muslim Kabiru Sokoto is a midget whose face looks like it received plastic surgery at the hands of a trash compactor. Fraught with self-doubt and low self-esteem due to his hideous visage, he felt an increasing need to prove himself to society and large and to his invisible best friend, a psychopath named Allah. Sokoto is a member of Boko Haram, Nigeria’s leading group for sadistic Islamic assholes who want to take the entire world back to the 7th century. He hatched a plan to target Christians on one of their most sacred holidays: Christmas.

Sokoto walked around the St. Theresa Catholic Church in the city of Madalla to scout the location. He decided it was a suitable target, so he and his Boko Haram buddies prepared some explosives. One of the militants placed the device in the church, then detonated it during a Christmas mass, killing 37.

Shortly after the blast, the idiot was captured. With the help of a fellow Boko Haram member, he escaped from holding, where he undoubtedly would have been made into the prison bitch. Fortunately, however, Nigerian authorities tracked him down a month later and threw him into a more secure cell. He has been charged with the bombing and is awaiting sentencing.

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Apr 16 2013
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Anti-Christian, Anti-LGBT, Anti-Semitism, Clerics, Egypt, Men, Political Islam

Your Daily Muslim: Alla Said

"Dude, this is some sick weed, brah."

“Dude, this is some sick weed, brah.”

Egyptian cleric Alla (not to be confused with Allah) Said is paranoid and suffers from extreme hallucinations involving global conspiracies masterminded by Jews. This psychosis has also led him to blame Jews for everything, including numerous first-world nations, the existence of gays, and World War II.

“Who is the terrorist? It is the Jews who have spread terrorism throughout the world. By Allah, I am not exaggerating… America was deceived big time. America was corrupted by the Jews, you should be aware of this. The minds of America have been mutilated by the minds of the Jews. The corruption that spreads throughout the world is steered by the Jews.” Corruption? Said clearly has no idea what he is talking about. Tell that to the sharia court judges who let men get away with rape because their wives can’t produce four devout male witnesses to prove it was rape. Tell that to the Islamist politicians who instate the jizya tax upon the heads of non-Muslims. Tell that to everyone who has helped cover up an honor killing. Now, Said, tell me again about corruption.

“The bestial tendencies and the lust that are evident in the age of ‘progress,’ ‘enlightenment,’ and ‘development’… It got to the point where they spread abominations with animals. Who did this, publicized it, supported it, and was behind it? It was Freud the Jew. Homosexuality – may God forgive me – who spread it? It was Jean-Paul [Sartre] the Jew. Who spread atheism in the world? It was Karl Marx, who was also a Jew.” Freud, Sartre, and Marx were all noted atheists. Sartre, whom Said claims spread homosexuality, was married to fellow existentialist philosopher Simone de Beauvoir – who did, in fact, have a vagina. Said’s desperate attempt to pin the things Islam does not like, such as the ideas of atheism and LGBT rights, on major historical figures basically falls flat on its face when scrutinized (just like the Qur’an!)

“The Jews corrupted France. They corrupted the French minds with pornographic films.” The only reason those minds were watching porn in the first place is because they wanted to… so nothing Jews did “corrupted” anyone. And there’s nothing wrong with watching porn; and honestly it takes a madman to criticize porn when sex slavery is still practiced in Islamic countries under sharia law.

“Islam will be instated, the Shari’a will be implemented, whether you or whoever is behind you likes it or not. Whether the Christians like it or not, they will learn the meaning of Islam… You dare say that Islam coerces and harms people?!” Yep, just like Barack Hussein Obama said, “Islam has a proud history of tolerance.” Tolerance of itself and nothing else, perhaps. In Islamist-controlled Egypt, freedom of religion is rapidly eroding thanks to clerics like Said.

“In [the Jews'] book, the Talmud, they said that God created a giant whale… [God] began to think what he would do if this whale paired with a female whale, and they gave birth to huge whales, which might cause disorder on Earth. So God descended to play with the male whale to keep [the male whale's] mind off this female whale.” …I’m curious, is Said talking about a fat chick that looks like a dude, or an actual whale? Regardless, if God did get it on with a fat chick once, that’s nothing compared to divine manwhore Allah, who takes his pleasure every time his followers bend over for him.

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Mar 16 2013
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Anti-Christian, Anti-Semitism, Clerics, Men, Saudi Arabia

Your Daily Muslim: Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah ibn Muhammad ibn Abdul-Latif Aal ash-Shaykh

His face looks like he underwent more failed plastic surgery operations than Joan Rivers

His face looks like he underwent more failed plastic surgery operations than Joan Rivers

Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah ibn Muhammad ibn Abdul-Latif Aal ash-Shaykh has a name longer than that of everyone in the average extended family, and he’s absolutely insane to boot. As Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, he has issued numerous fatwas (Islamic edicts) on subjects from the destruction of churches to Pokemon. He’s missing an eye, but his beliefs are far worse than his vision.

In 2012, ash-Shaykh called for the demolition of all churches in the Arabian peninsula. He does not believe coexistence between religions is possible and wants to preserve Islamic cohesion and identity in Saudi Arabia. A former sharia law instructor at Saudi Arabia’s Muhammad ibn Saud Islamic University, ash-Shaykh is very familiar with all the tenets and principles of Islamic law, and his rulings have been cited as correct by numerous other leading Islamic scholars.

As a response to the global Muslim rioting conveniently blamed on the scapegoat Innocence of Muslims, ash-Shaykh called upon world leaders to criminalize insults against religions – in other words, shut down free speech so Muslims’ feelings don’t get hurt. What a hyper-sensitive lot of crybabies. If your religion can’t stand up to criticism of its violent teachings, maybe you should pick a new religion.

Now here’s the really ridiculous fatwa: Pokemon are evil and should be outlawed. Cute little Pikachu cried electric tears when the fatwa was announced. Some Islamic scholars, including ash-Shaykh, claimed that the Japanese anime-based card game and video game series are a Jewish conspiracy. “Most of the cards figure six-pointed stars, a symbol of international Zionism and the state of Israel.” ash-Shaykh also warned Muslim parents: “Beware of this game… to protect [your children's] religion and manners.”

Hey, ash-Shaykh, did you know there are two Muslim Pokemon? Yeah, they’re called Voltorb and Electrode – their only real ability is to blow themselves up.

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Feb 06 2013
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Activists, Anti-Christian, Anti-LGBT, Men, Misc Terrorism, Pedophiles, Sexism, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky...

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky…

“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.”

In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not complying with sharia. They told people to leave the areas they were in because they were “Muslim areas.” The Muslims, known as “Muslim Patrol,” knocked people’s drinks out of their hands, mocked homosexuals and unveiled women, and vandalized advertisements that featured unveiled women. Many members of the Patrol were arrested after the videos went viral and police tracked down the suspects. Abdul Muhid is a member of the Patrol, and the group’s seventh video just leaked.

In the video, which is a declaration of war upon non-Muslims (kuffar), Muhid hides his face with a bandana, looking like a garden-variety thug. The Patrol added in sounds of guns cocking and firing at random points during Muhid’s rambling to make the message more intimidating. “You kuffar, you can go to hell… Christianity can go to hell.” Wow, Muhid, you make a clearly reasonable argument about your intense dislike of non-Muslims.

Muhid set up a website, muslimprisoners.com for his fellow jihadis to network while imprisoned. Among its users are the likes of terror clerics Abu Qatada and Abu Hamza, as well as many attempted bombers. On the site, Muhid praises his “brothers” in jihad while simultaneously complaining about how Muslims face difficulty in clearing their name of criminal charges. Maybe it’s because… they’re criminals??? Shocker…

Muhid claims the Muslim Patrol is fighting against “naked women,” prostitution, and all sorts of other things forbidden in Islam. He throws around a shit-ton of “Allahu akbar”s, to the point where one would question whether or not he was about to make like the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow.”)

Though he opposes naked women, Muhid doesn’t have a problem with naked girls. He was arrested for repeatedly molesting a 15-year-old girl in 2011. At the time of his arrest, his huge stash of child porn was found. Several copies of the Qur’an were in that stash. Though he claims to vehemently oppose alcohol, Muhid gave the girl alcohol whenever he was with her. Why he was granted parole is truly a mystery. He lives off the government due to perpetual unemployment and is constantly in trouble with the law. Why hasn’t Britain expelled the rat?!

In 2007, Muhid was arrested for calling for the murder of a Danish cartoonist who drew images of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) At the rally, Muhid led chants along the lines of “annihilate those who insult Islam.” He has a bitter grudge against the police, saying “the police can go to hell.” He also chanted, “bomb, bomb the UK!” If there is a hell and for whatever reason the police go there, I’m sure they’ll see Muhid there.

“We are coming. You cannot stop us. The kuffar cannot stop us! We will implement Islam upon your own necks!”

This is war.

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Jan 15 2013
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Amputations & Beheadings, Anti-Christian, Anti-Semitism, Egypt, Men, Misc Terrorism, Political Islam, Politicians, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Tareq al-Zumar

You can just tell his breath stinks.

You can just tell his breath stinks.

Tareq al-Zumar is a leader of Egypt’s Islamic Jihad organization. Needless to say, he is thoroughly off his rocker. In one interview, he attempted to portray the west as worse than al Qaeda, defended giving women and non-Muslims a lesser status, and called for sharia amputations as punishment. Islamic Jihad is a hard-line Islamist group that is trying to create an Islamic caliphate throughout the world. In 2011, the group merged with al Qaeda and has carried out numerous terror attacks and assassination attempts.

al-Zumar has called Islamic Jihad assassins “martyrs” and shows no remorse over the operations his group has carried out, even against those who released him and his brother after a long tenure as political prisoners. He has claimed that criticism of terrorists stems from Islamophobia and that coverage of terrorism in the media is part of a global plot he describes as “all-out war against Islam.” However, he conveniently forgets to mention Islam’s all-out war on women’s rights, LGBT rights, and the rights of non-Muslims.

When asked if his organization/political party would accept a woman or non-Muslim as as candidate for president in Islamic Egypt, his response was “…such a thing is not allowed.” See how respectful Islam is toward women, and how it gives them equal rights? Isn’t it a shining beacon of tolerance?

al-Zumar claims that sharia punishments, such as public floggings and amputations, are much more lenient than those of western nations. Let’s do some fun comparisons here:

Theft. Sharia: Amputation of a hand. The west: Fine issued based on the value of the items stolen, and/or short jail sentence.

Kissing in public. Sharia: Public flogging or caning, 10-40 strikes. The west: Collective cringes of “Eww, PDA.”

Sex outside of marriage. Sharia: Death. The west: Harmless fun.

Rape. Sharia: Victim must marry the rapist. The west: Significant prison sentence.

Homosexuality. Sharia: Death. The west: None.

Honor killing. Sharia: No punishment; this is a moral obligation. The west: Life in prison.

Being a non-Muslim. Sharia: Death or jizya tax, depending on the concentration of non-Muslims in the area. The west: Sees this as a good thing.

Now, al-Zumar, which one of these systems seems humane, and which is stuck in the barbaric seventh century?

al-Zumar continued, “If a society has thieves, what prevents us from chopping off the hands of a few of them in order to make society as a whole safer?” The thing is, this doesn’t work better than imprisonment – imprisonment keeps the offender away from the populace and is also a deterrent. However, that isn’t satisfactory for Islamists like al-Zumar, whose ravenous bloodthirst drives their legal system. He claims sharia punishment wouldn’t be implemented against each offender caught stealing, however there’s only one punishment for theft under the sharia… so we all know what would happen.

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Jan 10 2013
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Anti-Christian, Anti-LGBT, Clerics, Men, Saudi Arabia, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Aziz Fawzan al-Fawzan

Contrary to many Islamists' beliefs, tablecloths aren't making a comeback this season.

Contrary to many Islamists’ beliefs, tablecloths aren’t making a comeback this season.

Saudi Islamic cleric Abd al-Aziz Fawzan al-Fawzan is a typical Islamist: spiteful toward the west, a horrible sexist, and major fashion criminal. A well-renowned author and sheikh, he is a professor of Islamic (sharia) law at Imam Muhammad ibn Saud Islamic University. That university is also believed to offer classes in suicide vest preparation, floor-licking technique, and methods to butcher infidels.

He claims Western values go against Islamic values, and has claimed that globalization has failed because western values imported into Muslim countries have been a corrupting influence. Many in the west believe globalization has failed due to liberals’ inability to recognize that some cultures simply cannot coexist.

He also stated that Christianity is polytheistic and tried to incite hatred against the religion: “Don’t you hate the faith of such a polytheist who says God is one third of a trinity, or who worships Christ, son of Mary?” …actually, I hate the faith of a person who believes a child-molesting warlord is a divinely-ordained moral exemplar.

al-Fawzan asserts that globalization has brought homosexuality and fornication to the Muslim world. I’m pretty sure the Muslim world has been engaging in all sorts of sex for a long time, frequently of the old-man-on-little-girl variety. al-Fawzan called upon Muslims to be wary of fatwas that could pave the way toward the legitimization of homosexuality and adultery.

al-Fawzan declares his native Saudi Arabia the “most conservative” Islamic cuntry, adding “Allah be praised.” He supports the nation’s ban on female drivers, but not for the obvious safety hazards associated with women behind the wheel. He claims that allowing women to drive would westernize society and bring it down. It might cause endless fender-benders, but destroying society is the job of sharia law and, in the west, socialism. al-Fawzan then called all women who show their faces “harlots.”

This one will make your blood boil. “I don’t think that any woman, throughout human history, has been as oppressed as the western woman today.”

Wait. WHAT?!

Tell that to every woman who’s had acid thrown in her face because she stood up for herself, every girl who’s been stoned to death or beaten for kissing, every woman who’s forced to dress like a ninja or face violence. Tell that to every woman who’s been raped for not being accompanied by a man, every girl whose genitals have been mutilated in the name of Islam, every woman who fears each night she’ll be beaten if she doesn’t sexually serve her controlling husband. All this, and you still have the gall to say that western countries are “exploiting [women's] honor” by allowing them to work and live as they please? With all my heart, fuck you, Abd al-Aziz Fawzan al-Fawzan. I hope your 72 virgins are lesbians and don’t let you watch.

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Jan 08 2013
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Anti-Christian, Clerics, Men, Tanzania

Your Daily Muslim: Juma Ali Juma (DAILY DOUBLE!)

No image of Juma Ali Juma is available.

No image of Juma Ali Juma is available.

Juma Ali Juma (not to be confused with Jumanji) is a Tanzanian sheikh whose savage words drew the attention of the international community. Juma, in a speech at his mosque, told his congregation not to cooperate with non-Muslims or engage in their celebrations. Another local Muslim leader, sheikh Salim Barahiyan, had to cover for Juma and perform taqiyya (lying to preserve Islam) for the media: Barahiyan claimed Muslims were called to show tolerance for non-Muslims. However, anyone who knows anything about the Qur’an knows that the true stance of Islam toward non-Muslims is to kill them all. Apparently it counts as showing tolerance toward those who are different if there’s no one different remaining…?

Juma is quoted as having said: “Let me tell you if you came from a Christian father or mother, but you got assimilated, consider yourself you are lucky. But if one of your parents is deceased, you shouldn’t bury him or her, but just put him/her in the grave as if you doing it to a dead dog.” So basically he just called Christians dogs. Way to show religious tolerance, Juma. Will there be any punishment from the Islamic community for his virulent words? Nope. Apparently Juma’s mosque has quite a reputation as a center for hate speech.

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Jan 07 2013
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Anti-Christian, Anti-LGBT, Clerics, Men, Political Islam, Pseudoscience, Saudi Arabia, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem

Assim Alhakeem fantasizing about the sex life he never had

Assim Alhakeem fantasizing about the sex life he never had

“What good is a man without jealousy? In Islam, such a person is called Dayyooth. What good is a woman who is not bashful or shy? This is known as the rajilah among women, [she] who acts and behaves like men. Both are in hell as indicated by the prophet Muhammad [pigs be upon him]. Do you know anyone around you who is like that?”

Saudi Islamic cleric Assim Alhakeem is kinda like a Baptist preacher from the southern US: he really likes to talk about hell and divine wrath. With over 40,000 fans on Facebook, Alhakeem rants about Muslims who don’t strictly adhere to the Qur’an and instead turn to evil, sinful western culture, ranging from the aforementioned independent women to any Muslim who opposes sharia as a system of government. He has specific objections to the consumption of pork and the use of antidepressants; he claims Muslims struggling with mental health issues should pray about it before resorting to potentially-sinful western medicine. Choosing the Qur’an over professional medical help is quite possibly why so many Muslims turn their intestines into murals.

“Are you a citron, a date, basil, or a colocynth plant? The prophet Muhammad [pigs be upon him] told us that people are one of four. The Muslims who recite the Qur’an are similar to citron; sweet in both taste and smell.” Alhakeem then goes on to explain how Muslims who don’t recite the Qur’an smell bad. Turns out anyone with poor hygiene smells bad (hippie liberals, this means YOU!) And from the looks of the Muslims I write about on here, a lot of ‘em stink. Perhaps they haven’t been reciting the Qur’an… or maybe that’s exactly what they’ve been doing, and in doing so have forgotten to bathe and groom themselves.

Before diving into the next round of craziness, here are a couple more delightful quotes from Alhakeem: “It is not permissible for a Muslim to attend the funeral of a non-Muslim.” You know how Muslims hate non-Muslim holidays due to the lack of violence involved in the celebrations? Alhakeem hates New Year’s: “As for celebrating the New Year with the disbelievers or congratulating them for it, this totally prohibited as this is part of their feasts.” Alhakeem even joined in the anti-Christmas cacophony of 2012: Watch

Alhakeem is in favor of instating Islamic Sharia governments. He calls upon Muslims to support Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi and condemns anyone who supports democracy (the mythical “moderate Muslim”) as an apostate: “Like Libya, Syria and Tunisia, Egypt is boiling as well. In Egypt, Islam is clearly being targeted. The new constitution has been written and in 10 days time, the people should go to the poles to vote whether to take it or leave it. This is what the so called democracy is all about. Yet the powers of evil don’t want such democracy that doesn’t serve their goals. These violent protests of a corrupt minority intend to bring Egypt to its knees even if the cost was burning it to the ground. I believe that Allah is with our brothers in Egypt and Islam will prevail. However, it is worth saying that whoever rejects the new constitution because it is based on Islam, he is an apostate, even if he prays and fasts. Whoever says that we don’t want an Islamic state is an apostate. Therefore, people of Egypt! Beware of losing your faith and the hereafter as well. Back your Muslim president before the army intervenes and all the gains would turn into losses.”

On gays, Alhakeem’s thoughts rival those of the Westboro Baptist Church in both depth and depravity: “Homosexuality… takes all the bashfulness and good character of people and turns them into animals that seek only their sexual satisfaction through weird ways.” Yes, because two men or two women who love each other having sex is so much weirder than an old man violating his 9-year-old wife. Prophet Muhammad, I’m looking at you.

Remember, this dude has 40,000 fans on Facebook, which is alarming considering his obvious opposition to civilized beliefs. I suggest people bombard his Facebook wall with images of lesbian bacon wrestling.

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