Probably the only picture of her where she isn’t wearing a bedsheet or ninja costume

“So maybe ­tomorrow it will be ­Jannah [paradise], I look around at how beautiful Jihad is, it’s alive in Kenya, it’s alive in me, and I’m breathing Jihad, it’s my time.”

Samantha Lewthwaite (that last name is pronounced like “lose weight” with a lisp; perhaps she should take the hint) had no idea growing up what she would become. She converted to Islam at age 15. Several years later, she married Germaine Lindsay, a man who captured her heart before turning her into a monster. Lindsay and three others blew themselves up in the horrific 7/7 bus bombings in London, leaving Lewthwaite widowed with three Quranimal cubs in her care.

When police first interviewed Lewthwaite about her husband’s involvement, she claimed she had no idea he was planning to be a part of in the attacks. After forensic evidence was released proving he was guilty, she condemned her husband’s actions as extremist, and said his mind had been poisoned by radicals. However, the radical Lewthwaite was simply engaging in taqiyya, the Islamic principle of lying to protect or preserve Islam. Her mind had also been poisoned.

Now single and not seen as a suspect, she was able to continue her jihadi research and networking unhindered. During this period, she met Jermaine Grant, another crazy Muslim. She probably saw something of her late husband in the guy, since they’re both Muslims with the same name. With Grant and another Muslim, Fouad Abubakar Manswab, Lewthwaite conspired to carry out terror attacks in Kenya. The trio (who may or may not have been in one of those weird polyamory situations) moved into a villa in Kenya, where they began to amass ammunition. They planned to attack hotels in Mombasa. Soon, another British Muslim, Habib Saleh Ghani, joined them.

Thankfully, before the plot came to fruition, Kenyan authorities received a tip and moved in on the villa, where chemicals for making explosives were found. Ghani was able to escape. Grant, Manswab, and Lewthwaite weren’t so lucky. Grant and Lewthwaite were arrested, but Lewthwaite was released when she provided authorities with a false passport. By the time they realized who she really was, she was in the wind.

“My husband terrorized disbelievers… and I will incite others.” After the villa was raided, Lewthwaite’s hand-written notes were discovered. They talked about how her children had told her they wanted to be jihadis when they grew up, and guided her along her path to jihad. Lewthwaite, now known as the “white widow,” had married Ghani, and praised Allah in a note: “I asked for a man that would go forth, give all he could for Allah and live a live of terrorizing the disbelievers as they have us…” You know, normally you wish for a husband with a stable job, compatible personality, and big dick, but apparently none of that stuff matters in Islam.

Not one to waste time, Lewthwaite got in touch with Ghani and Manswab, who was somehow free. They conspired to break Grant out by means of an attack on the courthouse during his hearing. To do this, they enlisted the help of some local Kenyan mujahideen, who happened to have bulletproof vests and plenty more weaponry. The two Muslims who went to carry out the attack were captured, leading to heightened security around Grant, thus thwarting another breakout attempt.

In 2012, it is believed Lewthwaite threw a grenade into a bar full of people watching a soccer match. The location was targeted because Muslims hate drinking, and anything to do with having fun, really. Three were killed in the jihad assault. Instead of being like Bruno Mars and being willing to catch a grenade for someone, Allah instead commands those faithful to him to throw grenades at people.

In late 2012 or early 2013, Lewthwaite found her way to a Somali al-Shabaab (al Qaeda-linked) terrorist camp. When she isn’t getting into catfights on Twitter with her fellow jihadis, she is now reported to be training female suicide bombers. Hopefully she performs a full and proper demonstration for her students.

Erwin Antonio Rios

Erwin Antonio Rios converted to Islam a few years ago. Before his conversion, he had a couple run-ins with the law, but was nonviolent. Now, he’s plead guilty to possession of a stolen firearm that he acquired to target US military personnel. Why the sudden violent streak? Because Islam instructs its followers that jihad is an imperative.

After his conversion, Rios began networking with other jihadis online, as well as some undercover FBI informants and agents pretending to be jihadis. He discussed his plans with the feds, including how he would rob banks to get the necessary funds to buy more powerful weapons. He also said he wanted to be a “soldier for Allah,” and that Islam would soon rule the world. Like many other Muslims, Rios claimed all infidels were guaranteed to go to hell. However, Rios is gonna be there a lot sooner – I hear North Carolina’s penal system doesn’t take too kindly to wild Muslims.

When discussing US soldiers with the undercover FBI personnel, he said “most efficient way to kill them all would be to wear an explosive vest and blow yourself up for Allah.” Religion of peace right there. Definitely a religion worthy of respect, if its morality is so warped that killing yourself and taking others with you is viewed as an honorable act. Any liberal who thinks that Islam teaches peace needs to read stories like Rios’, then see that Islam itself is what leads to so-called “radicalization” – Islam is a radical, extreme ideology.

Tareq Hawwas

“The Jews are among the true enemies of the Islamic nation. Their enmity began with the beginning of the call to Islam.”

Tareq Hawwas, a Lebanese member of the International Union of Muslim Scholars, really hates Jews. After having studied the Qur’an, he believes that the Jews of today are no different from those who lived during the time of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) He also claims that Jews have a history of killing prophets, citing Jesus and Muhammad (pigs be upon him) as examples. Muhammad had it coming – he was a pedophile and a warlord.

“None has attributed falsehoods to Allah more than the Jews. They said that Allah has a child, that He is poor, and that He is miserly. The Jews attributed to Allah all the negative traits that one should not even attribute to the most common of people. Thus, the Jews are among the people most rejecting of Allah.” Well, to be honest, Allah does have a lot of negative traits – he commands his followers to massacre those who don’t believe in him, he chose a violent pedophile as his prophet, and the religion he created has no tolerance for women.

“Moreover, they are cowards. Allah said: ‘They will not fight you all except within fortified cities.’ What is happening in Palestine proves the cowardice of the Jews, and proves that they are the most cowardly of Allah’s creatures. If not for the remote-controlled weapons, which they hide behind… By Allah, they are too cowardly to engage in direct combat.” Hawwas is calling JEWS cowardly? What about the Palestinian gunmen that use their children as human shields, then when their babies get their skulls blown open in the crossfire, take pictures of it to claim Israel is shooting innocent children? Palestinian Muslims are cowardly.

“Incidentally, most of what is said about the [Holocaust] is exaggeration and lies. If only Hitler had finished them off, thus relieving humanity of them. But Hitler was more merciful than they are themselves. They exploited this minor incident in order to extort the world.” Six million killed is a “minor incident”? Are you f**king kidding me?! One of the worst massacres in the history of the human race is somehow “minor”?! This is what Islam thinks of Jews – not deserving of the same rights and treatment as other humans.

Hawwas dehumanizes Jews because he thinks they are enemies of Islam – many Muslims argue Islam forbids killing except when fighting for Islam. The way Muslims use this command to get away with murder is to say that anyone who isn’t a Muslim is actively fighting against Islam.

Khaled al-Hamad

Syrian jihadi Khaled al-Hamad, also known as Abu Sakkar, recently gained infamy for doing one of the most disgusting things to ever come out of the Islamic world. After he and a few of his jihadi buddies blew holes into some Assad supporters, al-Hamad walked over to one of the corpses and got his friends to start saying “Allahu Akbar.” al-Hamad then reached into the bloody hole in the man’s chest, cut out his heart, and took a bite.

“I swear to God, soldiers of Bashar [al-Assad], you dogs – we will eat your heart and livers.” Needless to say, I doubt anyone’s gonna want to go to a Syrian restaurant anymore.

al-Hamad, when interviewed before he became a cannibal, was notedly grim. He made death threats only half in jest, and in general just seemed like a savage. Here’s the heart-eating video.

I think he subconsciously realizes he’s making an ass of himself

You know you’re a white liberal when you change your religion just so you can say you’re a part of your precious “diversity.” UK Muslim Tim Winter, now known as sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad, was one such white liberal. He’s still white, but is not so much of a liberal. A lecturer at Cambridge University, Murad’s perspective was valued by his fellow academics, the vast majority of whom are white liberals, because he contributed views that were conducive to the pompous, condescending atmosphere of academia. Then a little video of his from before he joined the Cambridge faculty got out.

Thank God it wasn’t a sex tape, because that might make me lose my dinner. In this video, Murad gave his views on homosexuality, the subject of many a white liberal circle-jerk. However, after converting to Islam, the formerly-tolerant Murad’s views kinda went back in time around 1300 years or so. Needless to say, his white liberal colleagues were dismayed.

Murad said that gays were “so ignorant [they] don’t even understand what [their] bodies are for.” That’s quite ironic, coming from a Muslim. The prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, molested a 9-year-old girl – prepubescent girls’ bodies aren’t meant for sex. “[Homosexuality] is a form of extreme defiance of Allah.” And child molestation is a form of extreme defiance of human decency, yet you don’t see Muslims around the world condemning Muhammad… hmm.

“There is a great war against cigarette smoking but there is no campaign at all against the vice of the people of Lut [homosexuals].” Hmm, maybe because there’s nothing wrong with gay people? Maybe because homosexuality doesn’t cause cancer?

Murad then went on, comparing homosexuals to arsonists. He claims that, though it is believed a predisposition for arson is genetic, that is no basis for legalizing it. Sure, that makes sense. He applies the same logic to homosexuality, except he’s kinda forgetting the whole part about homosexuality that doesn’t cause houses to burn down. Yep, even the most flaming homosexuals on the planet can’t set fire to a building by getting it on. Islamic logic yet again proves itself to be pathetically fallacious.

Samuel Neguse Rezene

If you aren’t ready for your blood to boil, I suggest closing this tab.

Somali Muslims Samuel Neguse Rezene and Yonatan Ogube came to the US with their families in search of a better life – and teenage girls to take advantage of. Their families settled down in a lower-class suburb of Seattle, and it didn’t take long for the duo to get into trouble.

One day in 2008, Rezene and Ogube were driving (and certainly already up to no good) when they saw a 14-year-old caucasian girl walking along the side of the road. Feeling kinda horny and in need of money, they quickly hatched a hideous plan. The two slowed down and pulled up next to her, then took her by surprise and threw her into their vehicle. It is believed they pointed a gun at her to prevent her from running away.

While driving, Rezene threatened to kill the girl and her family if she didn’t comply with his demands. After a short drive to the infamous Aurora Avenue, where hookers are as commonplace as child brides in Afghanistan, Rezene and Ogube forced the terrified teen to go to “work” and service five men while they watched.

Thankfully, the Muslims spared the girl’s life and returned her to her family. Two weeks later, they saw her walking alone again, and attempted to kidnap her a second time, this time without the use of a gun as a scare tactic. She fought them off. Petrified, she then told her father and police what had happened to her.

It didn’t take long for police to find the Cadillac used to abduct the girl. Inside, they found a loaded Glock handgun, and traced the car back to Rezene.

Rezene and Ogube stood trial for the felony sex crime of promoting commercial sexual abuse of a minor. This wasn’t Rezene’s first brush with the law – he had fourteen prior arrests, including a felony drug conviction. However, the local Somali Muslim community rushed to his defense when the allegations were brought forward.

“They were probably just playing around, just to see how far [the girl would] go,” said Sonny Mensur, one of the Muslims’ cousins. “I believe that it’s because of race issues,” said Naz Ahmed, one of the Muslims’ friends. No, it’s because of the absolute lack of respect Islam shows to women, and how so many Muslim men think that they can treat women like shit and get away with it.

Speaking of getting away with it, guess what? Apparently Ogube and Rezene did, as there appears to be no record of their sentencing. Rezene was out free to cause more trouble as of 2012, when he was booked again for burglary.

Too old for the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him)

Australian teenage Muslim Yoda al-Rihanna is a shining example of the peace of Islam: available only to those who bend over for Allah. One day, she found Allah Sucks on Facebook, and the crazy frothing began. This post is best illustrated with quotes, so let’s begin.

“If you are a good person to me, I will be a good person to you. If you insult my god, you have no right to live in my opinion. I don’t care what you have to say about it.”

So anyone who insults Allah by denying his existence should be put to death according to al-Rihanna. This is in accordance with the Qur’an, which commands Muslims to “fight [infidels]… until religion is for Allah.” Needless to say, al-Rihanna’s religion is what drives her incivility. Considering her views, within a few years she’ll probably be wearing a Nazgul costume 24/7 and protesting in favor of sharia law.

“All we can do is pray that [Allah] messes up [Allah Sucks infidels] in life too. “

Wishing harm on infidels… how enlightened. If you run into Ms. al-Rihanna on your counterjihad page(s), ban her and her equally obnoxious friends.

American Muslim Samir ibn Zafar Khan felt a deep compulsion. Despite everything the United States had provided for him, he saw the country as his enemy. Islam teaches its followers that the world is divided into two houses – Dar al-Islam, the house of Islam, and Dar al-Harb, the house of war. In other words, the world through the lens of Islam is very black & white – there is no tolerance or mercy shown to those in Dar al-Harb. Samir Khan held this polarized worldview, and traveled to a terror camp in Yemen to join mujahideen (jihadi) fighters.

In 2005, Khan began blogging about Al Qaeda from his parents’ North Carolina residence. He made numerous connections, both inside and outside the US, and he realized his calling was to become a traitor. He blamed the US for killing tons of Muslims in the war on terror, and cited that as one of the major factors in his decision to wage jihad.

How did an everyday American Muslim find his way to a terror camp? It couldn’t possibly be that tons of Muslims have extremist views or have connections to those who do, since MSNBC reaffirms every day that Islam is a religion of peace. The FBI started monitoring him, but no arrest was made.

In Yemen, Khan wrote numerous manuals for al Qaeda on subjects ranging from martyrdom to bomb consctruction. It is believed these manuals were used to assemble the bombs used at the Boston marathon. Khan also wrote that evil Jinns, or invisible demonic spirits believed to feed on poop, were manipulating the government of Saudi Arabia.

After he left for Yemen, he gave an interview in which he stated: “I am a traitor to America because my religion requires me to be. We pledge to wage jihad for the rest of our lives until either we implant Islam all over the world or meet our Lord as bearers of Islam.” Yep, religion of peace right there. CNN and Fox News covered Khan’s interview. MSNBC, however, wrote this piece to paint his now drone-fried terrorist ass as a victim.

Online, Khan had praised Osama bin Laden, calling him the “leader of this global fight” against western infidels. Remember, this is a Muslim who lived here. In one of our neighborhoods. A Muslim like this could be living next door, or down the street. Maybe we should all be keeping closer watch to fight radicalization.

Looks like that could be a scar down the top of his head… from a lobotomy, perhaps?

Like all other areas where Islam is prevalent, the region of Israel many Muslims and liberals refer to as Palestine is a breeding ground for violence. Salami al-Zaghal is yet another piece of shit excreted from that region.

“Forgive me, brother.”

That was the text al-Zaghal sent to his brother minutes before stabbing an Israeli man who was standing around, minding his own business. The Qur’an commands Muslims to wage war against Jews, and contains numerous passages of vitriolic anti-Semitism. al-Zaghal was simply doing his duty to his religion, a stance backed up by his father: “It was destiny, and we take pride in him as a family. What he did is a duty for all Palestinians living with the aggression of the [Israeli] army and settlers.”

al-Zaghal had been held in an Israeli prison for four years on unknown charges, though considering his behavior, it’s kinda obvious to tell he was guilty of whatever he was accused of. He was arrested for the stabbing and shot during the arrest. He is expected to spend the rest of his life in an Israeli prison, and hopefully they find something to convict his mad father of as well. Seems like savagery runs in the family in “Palestine.”